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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10625

    Reality Check

    Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.

    She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

    She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

    Her parents beamed with pride!

    "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

    "What do you mean?" she replied.

    So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

    I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49203

    #2
    Originally posted by BigBadBrian
    ...
    I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
    Another good plan would be to throw mentally ill people out of institutions onto the streets and perpetuate the cycle of poverty and enact policies to annihilate the middle classes--also welcome to the Republican Party of vulture whores...

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 8970

      #3
      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
      Another good plan would be to throw mentally ill people out of institutions onto the streets and perpetuate the cycle of poverty and enact policies to annihilate the middle classes--also welcome to the Republican Party of vulture whores...
      Wait a minute... isn't that the policy that allows BigBadBrian to remain in public and post here?
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #4
        Originally posted by ZahZoo
        Wait a minute... isn't that the policy that allows BigBadBrian to remain in public and post here?
        "No vagrant left behind"...
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??:eek:

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6627

          #5
          The end of the story is the parents grab the child and run far from the psycho.

          at least I hope that's what happened. (if the post wasn't a lie to start with)

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          • DLR Bridge
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2011
            • 5470

            #6
            Waitaminute. Internet bullies have flower beds?

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              No, they cut and paste bullshit from the internet...

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58783

                #8
                So now Brian has turned into 4morequeers and is posting the right wing teabagger spam emails?

                What, the townhell.com stuff wasn't batshit crazy enough for him anymore??
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • ThrillsNSpills
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6627

                  #9
                  something to pass the time between bullying the gals

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                  • BigBadBrian
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10625

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                    something to pass the time between bullying the gals
                    I guess you've been on the receiving end of that, huh bitch?
                    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                    • BigBadBrian
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10625

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      So now Brian has turned into 4morequeers and is posting the right wing teabagger spam emails?

                      What, the townhell.com stuff wasn't batshit crazy enough for him anymore??
                      So says the nut who posts the crazy shit you do.
                      “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                      • BigBadBrian
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10625

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                        Waitaminute. Internet bullies have flower beds?
                        Need a tissue, Buttercup? Hmmm?
                        “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                        • BigBadBrian
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          No, they cut and paste bullshit from the internet...
                          Elvis, you're the King...the King of doing exactly what you mock others for doing. Infowars...Alex Jones. You're nothing more than a conspiracy nut like FORD.
                          “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                            Is everyone certain I'm bitter, lame and ♥ the cock now?

                            Far beyond a shadow of a doubt.
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??:eek:

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • DLR Bridge
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2011
                              • 5470

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                              Need a tissue, Buttercup? Hmmm?
                              Now that's a zinger!! Boy, are you the Rmoney pissant that came up with "Obamalogna"? Looking forward to your new material tonight.

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