People all over the world are in a panic about December 21st

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  • Little Texan
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    • Jan 2004
    • 4579

    People all over the world are in a panic about December 21st

    All of these people that are overreacting to this are going to feel real stupid the morning of December 22nd.

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    Mayan apocalypse: panic spreads as December 21 nears

    Fears that the end of the world is nigh have spread across the world with only days until the end of the Mayan calendar, with doomsday-mongers predicting a cataclysmic end to the history of Earth.

    By Nick Allen, Los Angeles, Malcolm Moore in Beijing and Tom Parfitt in Moscow

    Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year "Long Count" Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.

    The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.

    In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.

    "We've gone from one a month to one a day," he said. "I don't have an opinion on the Mayan calendar but, when astrophysicists come to me, buy my shelters and tell me to be prepared for solar flares, radiation, EMPs (electromagnetic pulses) ... I'm going underground on the 19th and coming out on the 23rd. It's just in case anybody's right."
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    In the French Pyrenees the mayor of Bugarach, population 179, has attempted to prevent pandemonium by banning UFO watchers and light aircraft from the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach.

    According to New Age lore it as an "alien garage" where extraterrestrials are waiting to abandon Earth, taking a lucky few humans with them.

    Russia saw people in Omutninsk, in Kirov region, rushing to buy kerosene and supplies after a newspaper article, supposedly written by a Tibetan monk, confirmed the end of the world.

    The city of Novokuznetsk faced a run on salt. In Barnaul, close to the Altai Mountains, panic-buyers snapped up all the torches and Thermos flasks.

    Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian prime minister, even addressed the situation.

    "I don't believe in the end of the world," before adding somewhat disconcertingly: "At least, not this year."

    In China, which has no history of preoccupation with the end of the world, a wave of paranoia about the apocalypse can be traced to the 2009 Hollywood blockbuster "2012".

    The film, starring John Cusack, was a smash hit in China, as viewers were seduced by a plot that saw the Chinese military building arks to save humanity.

    Some in China are taking the prospect of Armageddon seriously with panic buying of candles reported in Sichuan province.

    The source of the panic was traced to a post on Sina Weibo, China's version of Twitter, predicting that there will be three days of darkness when the apocalypse arrives.

    One grocery store owner said: "At first, we had no idea why. But then we heard someone muttering about the continuous darkness."

    Shanghai police said scam artists had been convincing pensioners to hand over savings in a last act of charity.

    Meanwhile in Mexico, where the ancient Mayan civilisation flourished, the end time has been seen as an opportunity. The country has organised hundreds of Maya-themed events, and tourism is expected to have doubled this year.

    Nasa has been aggressively seeking to dispel doomsday fears. It says there is no evidence Nibiru exists, and rumours it could be hiding behind the sun are unfounded.

    "It can't hide behind the sun forever, and we would've seen it years ago," a Nasa scientist said.

    The space agency also rejected apocalyptic theories about unusual alignments of the planets, or that the Earth's magnetic poles could suddenly "flip."

    Conspiracy theorists contend that the space agency is involved in an elaborate cover up to prevent panic.

    But David Morrison, an astronomer at Nasa, said: "At least once a week I get a message from a young person, as young as 11, who says they are ill and/or contemplating suicide because of the coming doomsday. I think it's evil for people to propagate rumours on the internet to frighten children."

    Mayans themselves reject any notion that the world will end. Pedro Celestino Yac Noj, a Mayan sage, burned seeds and fruits to mark the end of the old calender at a ceremony in Cuba. He said: "The 21st is for giving thanks and gratitude and the 22nd welcomes the new cycle, a new dawn."
  • ashstralia
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Feb 2004
    • 6556

    #2
    Ron Hubbard? lol.

    i ran into a doomsday idiot last saturday who's actually flying to china. i shoulda made him sign all his stuff over to me...

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58755

      #3
      That's great, it starts with an earthquake
      Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid......


      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Little Texan
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        • Jan 2004
        • 4579

        #4
        The Chinese are scared out of their wits about December 21 because of an entertaining, yet mind-numbingly stupid movie that came out three years ago.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #5
          How much ya wanna bet this whole deal ends up having as much impact as that dreaded Y2K computer crisis did over a decade ago? The only thing that scares me is that on December 21st, I'll be 52 years old. And of course, hung over as all hell.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • DONNIEP
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            • Mar 2004
            • 13390

            #6
            I'm off on the 21st. Gonna stay up the night before drinkin and watching the world burn
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Little Texan
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 4579

              #7
              Why would anyone take what the Mayans said seriously, anyway, when those fuckers couldn't even predict their own demise?!

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              • ashstralia
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Feb 2004
                • 6556

                #8
                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                I'm off on the 21st. Gonna stay up the night before drinkin and watching the world burn
                i'm with ya Donnie. although i'll have a 10 hour headstart!

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                • jhale667
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 20929

                  #9
                  I was reading earlier that the Mayan calendar didn't include leap years, so technically the world should've ended like... 8 months ago.
                  Originally posted by conmee
                  If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                  That is all.

                  Icon.
                  Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                  I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                  Originally posted by Isaac R.
                  Then it's really true??:eek:

                  The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                  OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                  Originally posted by eddie78
                  I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13390

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ashstralia
                    i'm with ya Donnie. although i'll have a 10 hour headstart!
                    Yeah - that's the problem. We need to agree on global end-of-the-world drinking start time. You know, so we can all be lit up and online when the end comes
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DONNIEP
                      Yeah - that's the problem. We need to agree on global end-of-the-world drinking start time. You know, so we can all be lit up and online when the end comes
                      i started in 1988
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • vandeleur
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 9870

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        i started in 1988
                        fuck your fucking framing

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                        • ashstralia
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6556

                          #13
                          hehe... PB ...

                          well it's a friday, and 9 days away from my next gig, so i reckon i just won't stop from thursday to saturday. problem solved!!

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                          • vandeleur
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 9870

                            #14
                            The world better not end when am on holiday or I will be totally fucked off lol...
                            Tho can't wait to see the kids faces when they wake up Christmas morning with no presents and we tell them we didn't bother because we thought the world was going to end
                            fuck your fucking framing

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21833

                              #15
                              Some friends of mine are throwing an End Of The World bash at a local pub.

                              The perfect time to use that old cliche: "Hey, we are going to die tomorrow, so let's go back to your place NOW and fuck".

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