People all over the world are in a panic about December 21st

[Seshmeister]

Santa is not dead. He's hiding out in a bunker in China.

That would explain why every single toy you ever buy says Made In China on it...

[Nitro Express]

That would explain why every single toy you ever buy says Made In China on it...

Santa fired his elves and moved operations to China years ago.

[Zing!]

I'm off on the 21st. Gonna stay up the night before drinkin and watching the world burn

That's a damn good idea. This seems like the place to be to watch the fun. In the words of Jimbo Morrison: "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames..."

[sonrisa salvaje]

I'm not making a move until Tom Cruise tells us what to do.

[Little Texan]

Santa fired his elves and moved operations to China years ago.

Yeah, and his "elves" are all 6 year old Chinese children working in Santa's sweatshop for 25 cents a day.

[Kristy]

It's the day my album finally gets released Woo-Hoo...

Family Christmas album?

[Hardrock69]

[ELVIS]

LMAO !!

Anyway...

The Mayans were a primitive culture who thought that life was a dream of the gods...

They made human sacrifices to stave off the fear that the gods would awaken and the world would end...

The reason it makes me laugh is that there are genuine crises and real economic problems all over the world for which people should be making serious preparations...

But no, they fall hook line and sinker for total bullshit...

[FORD]

I'm not making a move until Tom Cruise tells us what to do.

Tom says you should dance around in your underwear while lip syncing to a Bob Seger song, then jump up and down on your couch while shouting to Xenu. That apparently awakens the Thetan bat signal that summons the Intergalactic DC 10 fleet to rescue L. Ron's blessed children from this planet.

[Nitro Express]

When we enter the galactic plane the earth will stop rotating. One side of the earth will experience three days of darkness and the other side will experience three days of light. Then the earth will start to rotate in the opposite direction and the sun will rise from the west instead of the east and santa clause will be Chinese.

[Hardrock69]

tom says you should dance around in your underwear while lip syncing to a bob seger song, then jump up and down on your couch while shouting to xenu. That apparently awakens the thetan bat signal that summons the intergalactic dc 10 fleet to rescue l. Ron's blessed children from this planet.

[ZahZoo]

Today is actually more significant than the Mayan shit.

12/12/12

It's not just roadie day.

It's not just DOUBLE METAL date 6/6/6 x2

It's not just the last repeating day any of us will see(although maybe our kids may)

It's the day my album finally gets released Woo-Hoo...

My 11 year old asked me yesterday... Dad what do think will happen tomorrow when it's 12:12:12pm on 12/12/12?

My answer... immediately following that the clock will read 12:12:13 and who knows... our dog will probably fart and the kitchen will stink. It was good for a laugh and she sprayed milk through her nose.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Tom says you should dance around in your underwear while lip syncing to a Bob Seger song, then jump up and down on your couch while shouting to Xenu. That apparently awakens the Thetan bat signal that summons the Intergalactic DC 10 fleet to rescue L. Ron's blessed children from this planet.

[Nitro Express]

My 11 year old asked me yesterday... Dad what do think will happen tomorrow when it's 12:12:12pm on 12/12/12?

My answer... immediately following that the clock will read 12:12:13 and who knows... our dog will probably fart and the kitchen will stink. It was good for a laugh and she sprayed milk through her nose.

The thing is what 12:12:12? What time zone?

[Hardrock69]

Hey...11-year-olds aren't thinking about it on that level. Shhhhhh!