Let me tell you something!

[Ric Flair]

It's my own show, tonight we are gonna make history!!!!
Next week this exact time, a FLAIR FOR THE GOLD!!!!
You know donnie, last week we talked about it!!!!!!
WE DRANK ABOUT!!!!!!
WE HAVE DRIVEN WOMEN WILD FROM COAST TO COAST!!!!!!!!
But next week, right here, first time ever....
We are gonna bring out a 40 foot stage WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!
CUSTOMIZED LIKE MY OWN PENTHOUSE SUITE!!!!!!

And my first guest will be none other than the EBT stealing, sockfucking c-dog himself...

We are also gonna bring in the legendary Vandeleur....

He will be sitting right here... right now... man-o e man-o....

NEXT WEEK!!!
RIGHT HERE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

There will be women lined up around the streets!!!!
Tryin to get in!!!!!
IT'S THE NATURE BOY!!!!!
I'M BACK!!!!!!!
(low sounding) wooooooo.....
(Turns head at audience)

NEXT WEEK IT'S A FLAIR FOR THE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ric Flair]

You know what Va Beach, me and you have been friends for about 12 years.... you came to master your sport from your end... I came to master my sport from my end....
And you know what really pisses people off out there???
If you know any history about Ric Flair you know the difference between me and anybody else is that I was born with a golden spoon in my mouth!

Nobody likes that.....

And the bottom line is!

During my whole career I have done better than everybody else!

Only because of one reason...

I was born with a golden spoon in my mouth!!

I inherited the ability!!!

I inherited the money!!!!

I inherited the god damn best looks in the business today!!!!

I dress myself in expensive shoes!!!!

I DRESS MYSELF IN CASHMERE!!!!

I DRESS MYSELF IN $200 PLEATED SLACKS!!!!

I WEAR A $15,000 DOLLAR ROLEX!!!!!!!!

I DRIVE MERCEDES BENZ!!!!!

I DRIVE ROLLS ROYCES!!!!

I GOT THE BIGGEST HOUSE!!!!!

ON THE BIGGEST HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know why I got that?!?!

Because I was born with a golden spoon in my mouth!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

Ric Flair is still alive ??

[Kristy]

Ghey.

[Ric Flair]

Ric Flair is still alive ??

You think i'm dead, Elvis?
I'm still alive today...
I got the style!
The profile... like never before!

ELVIS!!!

Let me go on the record....

You have told the entire army about Alex Jones!!!

I am tired of listening to all these damn conspiracies!!!!

But today!!!

Right here ELVIS!!!!

WOOOOO!!!!!!

You gotta beat Ric Flair!!!!

Remember this ELVIS!!!!!

If you can get your fat ass out of your trailer and beat me...

I will kiss your boots if you can do it!!!!!!!

But to be the man you gotta beat the man!!!!!

AND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right here!!!

Right now!!!!

at the Roth Army I am the man....

RIC FLAIR AND ELVIS!!!!!

YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ric Flair]

Ghey.

What you looking at, did your FAT redneck boyfriend give you a pair of black eyes?

[lesfunk]

What's next? A Jimmy Superfly Snuka alias!

[Nickdfresh]

What you looking at, did your FAT redneck boyfriend give you a pair of black eyes?

She probably didn't "listen." The truth is she's into being the masochist...

[Ric Flair]

What's next? A Jimmy Superfly Snuka alias!

Lesy Superfunk Snuka!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[jhale667]

She probably didn't "listen." The truth is she's into being the masochist...

And Craig. She's into him, too.

[Ric Flair]

It's time for Kristy to take off that training bra, and let the nature boy make a woman out of her!

[ELVIS]

I'm Ric Flair...



Wooooooooo...

[Ric Flair]

I'm ELVIS



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[jhale667]

All it needs is a gun and a tinfoil hat...

[ELVIS]

All you need is porn and hair conditioner...