Let me tell you something!

[Ric Flair]

I gotta let you know right now that Arn Anderson is the brightest professional star in all of Roth/Van Halen land!

And I brought him out here to let everyone know I don't ride a motorcycle...

I drive a Rolls Royce, a Mercedes Benz, a Corvette or whatever I feel like driving...

I don't have to tell anyone who I am because I am probably the most recognizable athlete, personality or superstar in the world today...

And when I came to the airport they were all hollering, SLICK RICK!!!!

ELVIS IS NEXT!!!!!

[Arn Anderson]

I got a piece of advice for Elvis - you don't jump a dog in his own backyard and you don't mess with family. Fairy tales are fine for little girls, but grow a pair, grab a beer and get with the program, chief.

[Hardrock69]

Rolls Royce? That ain't shit!

You think driving one is some big deal? Bullshit!

I have a Rolls Royce, but to save gas, I have 40 hot female slaves drag me around in it!

Come ON. Get a mode of transport worthy of someone of your stature!

Driving yourself around is for pussies!

[DONNIEP]

40 hot female slaves dragging you around in your Rolls - too fucking funny man

[Ric Flair]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I don't have to walk to the check cashing store to cash my unemployment check like ELVIS....

I don't have to go to the cubbard and search behind the peanut butter to find a can of Chef Boyardee....

I don't have to WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Call the death of innocent children a hoax!!!!!

People are starting to think the Roth Army is made up of a bunch of clowns!

This is the greatest web site in the world!

The name on the Marquee is ROTH ARMY!!!!

It's a man's world ELVIS, and you gotta be a man to be apart of it!!!!

And the name of the world heavyweight belt is RIC FLAIR!!!!

THAT MAKES ME THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!

So Kristy, Elvis, sockerfucker, WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FACE!!!!

I'N NOT JUST THE BEST LOOKING MAN OR THE BEST ATHLETE ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!!!!!

ELVIS!!!!

When you wake up the morning do yourself a favor, you pattern your life after Arn Anderson or Ric flair...

And you will be something in this world, and be something you can say you are proud of....

Cuz Ric Flair is what's happening today in the Roth Army.... pass the word around buddy....

[Arn Anderson]

When you got the Nature Boy and Double A on the bill that's all the show you need baby! Hell, I got a limo outside twice as long as Elvis's trailer and I got a dozen fine ladies just waiting for me to finish up here. And when me and Ric step off that private jet in Charlotte next Wednesday night we are gonna blow the roof off that town! All the way live on a Flair For The Gold baby!

[Hardrock69]

Hey....if Ric Flair is such a badass, why this bullshit outfit worthy only of Liberace?

[Arn Anderson]

Somebody move the tables and chairs back, it's about to get real in here.

[Ric Flair]

Hey....if Ric Flair is such a badass, why this bullshit outfit worthy only of Liberace?

Listen up, Lurch!

Or shall I say Ted Cassidy!!!

Whatever you wanna call yourself!!!

The Addams Family ran for two seasons on ABC!!!

I run all year around, Lurch! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Look at this long full head of Blonde Hair!!!!

I am gonna cut some of mine off and glue to Uncle Fester's head so he can wish he was the NATURE BOY!!!!

Now go cook me some food, Lurch you're the butler.....

I am gonna sit back in my brand new $2,000 sofa, with a couple of good lookin ladies...

AND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Do you hear me ringin the bell, Lurch?!?!?!

[Hardrock69]

No.

But enjoy your expensive sofa, and enjoy the services of that Krusty bitch who dreams of licking your behind.

And for gods sake, get something else to wear that does not look like your 90-year-old grandma's nightgown.

It is not becoming for a godlike creature of your repute.

[envy_me]

Envy is the queen of the Roth Army!!!

PERIOD!!!!

Anyone wants to challenge her, they better take a long walk down that aisle!!!!!

RIC FLAIR!!!!

LOUNGE MACHINE!!!!

WARF!!!!

DONNIE P!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THE FOUR HORSEMEN!!!!!!!

When you mention those names you are looking at the best!!!!

right now!

right here!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

We got to Chicago...... we beat em' all....

COAST TO COAST!!!!

CALIFORNIA!!!!!

NEW YORK CITY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I'M A 16 TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!

ELVIS!!!!!!

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BELT!!!!!!

I'M SPACE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

IF YOU WANNA WALK THAT AISLE YOU BETTER BE ONE HELLUVA MAN!!!!!!

Hahahahaha

[Hardrock69]

Here is Tom Vu - Millionaire!!!

Him have millens! Him have waterfall with 3 little words!!!!