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I'm sure Elvis could use one as well, living in Shrek's swamp in Louisiana. -
When I was a teenager, we used to go picking mushrooms in this farmer's field not far from my house. (For the uninitiated, the cow dung readily available fertilized the mushrooms, making them borderline toxic. You'd pick them, take 'em home, boil them and combine the reduced liquid with Hawaiian Punch, then spend the evening tripping out on all of the fancy colors with some Pink Floyd albums.)
Of course, the farmer took exception to all of these long haired kids trampling about his property, and made handy use of a shotgun that fired rock salt buckshot in it's 12 gauge rounds to get rid of trespassers. I took one of these while jumping face forward over a fence way back when, and to this day, I can tell you when it's going to rain by the still-thudding wounds to my ass.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Why not just load up some 12 gauge shells with rock salt? That would do them flies in and would be handy on the neighbors pesky cat and kids if they come into your yard.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Try it and report back...Comment
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I'm actually tempted to buy one of these things.....
I don't get many flies in my house, but every summer I get these annoying little bugs.... some sort of moths or whatever, and I usually end up killing several of them every night. And because we had mid-80's temperatures the first weekend in May this year, the little fucks woke up early. Every once in a while, I'm able to catch one in mid air and kill it, but they usually end up smeared all over the wall or ceiling, and then it's a bitch to clean that up.
Problem is, as small as these little bastards are, I doubt I could get an accurate aim on them for very long (I'm assuming a $35 gun doesn't have laser sights)Eat Us And Smile
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You don't need no damn laser sights. Know your weapon and use a little Kentucky windage and you will be fine. You can dress up like Clint Eastwood and play The Good The Bad and The Ugly soundtrack while smoking a rum soaked crook and tell Mr. Bug. "Go Ahead and Make My Day!".No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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threads seem to be movin' around
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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