Check out this gun that shoots salt

[Sarge]

threads seem to be movin' around

I don't see a speck of grass in that attachment. What am I looking at?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I don't see a speck of grass in that attachment. What am I looking at?

farmer planted winter wheat behind our house. first day of canal irrigation water he estimated poorly and the water came over the berm and under/thru our block wall and flooded the back yard

[Sarge]

So are you going to use the salt gun on him?

[ELVIS]

Eric Holder might not like that...