The Shittiest Fucking Drummer Is All Of Rock 'N' Roll

[Kristy]

It's this douche:


Oh sure, he can "keep time" and all you faggy proggy rockers would all like to blow him but the dude just sucks. There is just no tone to his playing and what's he's doing sounds so basic and hum drum (geddit? drum?) that I want to insert a 12 gauge surgical needle into my ear drums (geddit? oh, nevermind) and rip them out and shove them up this guy's bloated asshole. Terrible, overrated musician. Do some heroin or something. What's that? A Saturn symbol on your gong? Ooooh, how original and kwel. Typical pussy.

[FORD]

Never was terribly impressed with him either... but then my favorite nickname for ELP was "Pretentious Art Fags"*.













* I no longer call them that, as it's an insult to homosexuals.

[VHscraps]

If you have a spare 90 mins ... it's funny ...

[sadaist]

I always just assume it's Lars.

[kwame k]

Joey Kramer is the shittiest drummer in rock!

[Kristy]

Lars is a close second. Seeing how even Phil Collins is better drummer than Carl Palmer, Palmer wins.

[VAiN]

OK, I give up.. who is this guy?

[Kristy]

More for Von to love:

[kwame k]

Keep practicing, Kristy..........you have talent

[Kristy]

Hey, blow me, dufus! What's so painfully truthful here is that she probably plays better than most of you tool sack/d-bag cretins.

[kwame k]

OK, I give up.. who is this guy?

ELP, bro.......and some other worthless shit from the 70's.......then Asia and who knows?

He's not the shittiest drummer ever and can be credited for pioneering electronic drums but..........his ego is stadium sized.....compared to his talent

All that prog rock shit was so pretentious and lame........good musicians, shitty songwriters

[kwame k]

Hey, blow me, dufus! What's so painfully truthful here is that she probably plays better than most of you tool sack/d-bag cretins.

If you're into elevator rock

[FORD]

ELP, bro.......and some other worthless shit from the 70's.......then Asia and who knows?

He's not the shittiest drummer ever and can be credited for pioneering electronic drums

...should anybody really be credited for that??

(yeah, I know they fit better in a small practice space, but as far as what they actually SOUND like, the world would have been better off without 'em)

[kwame k]

Electronic drums have come a long ways.....the sampling capabilities alone make them worthwhile but........nothing can and ever will replace real drums

[ELVIS]

If you're into elevator rock

Everything I heard from you so far is elevator rock...

You should love it...