The Shittiest Fucking Drummer Is All Of Rock 'N' Roll

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16489

    The Shittiest Fucking Drummer Is All Of Rock 'N' Roll

    It's this douche:


    Oh sure, he can "keep time" and all you faggy proggy rockers would all like to blow him but the dude just sucks. There is just no tone to his playing and what's he's doing sounds so basic and hum drum (geddit? drum?) that I want to insert a 12 gauge surgical needle into my ear drums (geddit? oh, nevermind) and rip them out and shove them up this guy's bloated asshole. Terrible, overrated musician. Do some heroin or something. What's that? A Saturn symbol on your gong? Ooooh, how original and kwel. Typical pussy.
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59141

    #2
    Never was terribly impressed with him either... but then my favorite nickname for ELP was "Pretentious Art Fags"*.













    * I no longer call them that, as it's an insult to homosexuals.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • VHscraps
      Veteran
      • Jul 2009
      • 1874

      #3
      If you have a spare 90 mins ... it's funny ...

      THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        I always just assume it's Lars.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          Joey Kramer is the shittiest drummer in rock!
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16489

            #6
            Lars is a close second. Seeing how even Phil Collins is better drummer than Carl Palmer, Palmer wins.

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5056

              #7
              OK, I give up.. who is this guy?
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16489

                #8
                More for Von to love:

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                • kwame k
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 11302

                  #9
                  Keep practicing, Kristy..........you have talent:D
                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16489

                    #10
                    Hey, blow me, dufus! What's so painfully truthful here is that she probably plays better than most of you tool sack/d-bag cretins.

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      #11
                      Originally posted by VAiN
                      OK, I give up.. who is this guy?
                      ELP, bro.......and some other worthless shit from the 70's.......then Asia and who knows?

                      He's not the shittiest drummer ever and can be credited for pioneering electronic drums but..........his ego is stadium sized.....compared to his talent

                      All that prog rock shit was so pretentious and lame........good musicians, shitty songwriters
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Hey, blow me, dufus! What's so painfully truthful here is that she probably plays better than most of you tool sack/d-bag cretins.
                        If you're into elevator rock
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 59141

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kwame k
                          ELP, bro.......and some other worthless shit from the 70's.......then Asia and who knows?

                          He's not the shittiest drummer ever and can be credited for pioneering electronic drums

                          ...should anybody really be credited for that??

                          (yeah, I know they fit better in a small practice space, but as far as what they actually SOUND like, the world would have been better off without 'em)
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302

                            #14
                            Electronic drums have come a long ways.....the sampling capabilities alone make them worthwhile but........nothing can and ever will replace real drums
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kwame k
                              If you're into elevator rock
                              Everything I heard from you so far is elevator rock...

                              You should love it...


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