What are the worst lyrics that you've EVER heard?

[fraroc]

I got two examples right off the starting gun.

JACKYL - SHE LOVES MY COCK
"Baby ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is
She got to find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock

But she loves my cock
Loves my cock
Loves my cock
Loves my cock

KISS - BURN BITCH BURN

"I got nasty habits, it's a fine line. So many girls, so little time
When love rears it's head, I wanna get on your case
Ooh baby, I wanna put my log in your fireplace, mabye baby, you wanna get played

Burn bitch burn, oooh, burn bitch burn, oooh
Burn bitch burn, oooh, burn bitch burn"



And I love both Jackyl and KISS.

[envy_me]

Can you quack?

[FORD]

Some of Kevin DuBrow's lyrics made Hagar look Shakespearian, by comparison.....

I know just how you want it
Here goes, just how you need it
I know just how to give it

You say you love me, yes you do
I believe it, 'cause I can see it
When you hold me, a feelin' inside
You're givin' and I'm takin'

I'm there just when you want me
You know I'll never leave you
Happens every time I see you

You got my lovin' in your hands
Don't shake it, don't break it
I love you so much, don't you know
Love thinkin', start dreamin'

I know just how you want it
Here goes, just how you need it
I know just how to give it
I know I know I know (listen)

What you got is what I need
I need your love, can't you see
What you got is up my sleeve
I won't ever make you plead
Here I stand, on the ground
Your love baby, is what I've found

You say you love me, yes you do
I believe it, 'cause I can see it
When you hold me, a feelin' inside
You're givin' and I'm takin'

I know just how you want it
Here goes, just how you need it
I know just how you want it
I know I know I know I know...
I know

[DLR Bridge]

Worst line in a song ever:

"It means so much to me, like a birthday or a pretty view."

Rio by Duran Duran

[TFM_Dale]

Can you quack?

This gets my vote to lol

[PETE'S BROTHER]

This gets my vote to lol

[envy_me]

There is also "uh, you touch my tra la la, my ding ding dong" But that should be in the best lyrics thread

[TFM_Dale]

You going to try and say quack like a duck was a masterpiece?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You going to try and say quack like a duck was a masterpiece?

nope.

[Zing!]

I'm sure Haggar and Poison won't get a free pass in this thread...

[twonabomber]

Worst line in a song ever:

"It means so much to me, like a birthday or a pretty view."

Rio by Duran Duran

No one listened to Duran Duran for the lyrics...

[Seshmeister]

Ratt "Heads I win"

Heads I win, tails you lose
I may not be Sherlock
But you ain't got a clue
Heads I win, tails you lose
I may not be a doctor
But you're sick as a flu
Heads I win, tails you lose
I may not be a surgeon
But I'll cut you right through
Heads I win, tails you lose
I may not be a preacher
But it's hell I'll send you to



Holy shit the last line is the icing on the cake!

[Anonymous]

Lyrics are just something to sing along with the music, who cares?

You start giving lyrics too much credit & pretty soon you'll have mediocre "musicians" having insane success because they rage against the system... oh, wait...

And that's why I am able to listen to Manowar & love it. Cheesy lyrics, but excellent music.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Credit to them for the Old Van Halen line but I remember us sitting with tears running down our cheeks in laughter at some of the lines in this.

ELVIS blah blah blah? Hmmm...

Tuff - The All New Generation

Time ain't in a bottle and nothing stays the same
Somewhere in the 50s music made a change
People started pointing when the king began to shake
They called it rock n' roll and it was love or hate
Elvis Presley, Richie, Jerry, Little Richard, Buddy, Barry
You know The Beatles had a hard day's night

Chorus:

The all new generation (We're one big rocking)
Rock n. Roll is communication (Ain't no violation)
Boys will be boys. Girls, girls, girls (Scream and shout let it all out)
Singing out loud (All around the world)

Hippies turned to punkers and rockers turned to glam
Everyone's a poser now unless you like to slam
Violence ain't your answer nor drugs I'm proud to say
We gotta stick together now cause music's hear to stay
The Who, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones,
And old Van Halen. Aerosmith told you, Walk this way

Solo:

Elvis Presley, blah blah blah
Cooper, Kiss, The Oz and Motley, Poison, Axl, Jon Bon Jovi
Skid Row is the youth gone wild

Chorus:

[Seshmeister]

Lyrics are just something to sing along with the music, who cares?

You start giving lyrics too much credit & pretty soon you'll have mediocre "musicians" having insane success because they rage against the system... oh, wait...

And that's why I am able to listen to Manowar & love it. Cheesy lyrics, but excellent music.

Cheers!

I agree lyrics usually aren't important to me but sometimes they can be so bad you can't ignore them.