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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35192
    #1

    Porn Sex v Real Sex



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    • Northern Girl
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 3958
      #2
      Well, if the average guy lasts 3 minutes, it's not surprising 3/4 of women don't orgasm during intercourse. We need to have like 10 guys in the room taking turns to get the job done.
      Same ole song and dance...

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        • DLR Bridge
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2011
          • 5470
          #3
          And where are we getting this 3 minute figure? That's horrendous.

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            • Igosplut
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 2794
              #4
              Originally posted by Northern Girl
              Well, if the average guy lasts 3 minutes, it's not surprising 3/4 of women don't orgasm during intercourse. We need to have like 10 guys in the room taking turns to get the job done.
              They call that "pulling a train"....
              Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                • Northern Girl
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3958
                  #5
                  Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                  And where are we getting this 3 minute figure? That's horrendous.
                  Well...only 75 percent of you. I'm sure you are in the top 25!
                  Same ole song and dance...

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                    • DLR Bridge
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2011
                      • 5470
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Northern Girl
                      Well...only 75 percent of you. I'm sure you are in the top 25!
                      Ha! Only when I've been drinking and am focused on baseball stats.

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                        • Northern Girl
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3958
                          #7
                          How romantic!
                          Same ole song and dance...

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                            • DLR Bridge
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2011
                              • 5470
                              #8
                              I left out "I keed, I keed!"

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                                • Northern Girl
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 3958
                                  #9
                                  Didn't think you were a big sports fan.
                                  Same ole song and dance...

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                                    • Northern Girl
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 3958
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Igosplut
                                      They call that "pulling a train"....
                                      I call that Saturday night...
                                      Same ole song and dance...

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                                        • SunisinuS
                                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                                          • May 2010
                                          • 3301
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                          I call that Saturday night...

                                          It's my birthday coming up very soon.....are you free Saturday Night Northern?

                                          My skype name is:
                                          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                                            • Seshmeister
                                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 35192
                                              #12
                                              Minuteman_Missile?

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                                                • Nickdfresh
                                                  SUPER MODERATOR

                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 49203
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                                  Well, if the average guy lasts 3 minutes, it's not surprising 3/4 of women don't orgasm during intercourse. We need to have like 10 guys in the room taking turns to get the job done.
                                                  That's what the tongue is for...

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                                                    • sadaist
                                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 11625
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                      That's what the tongue is for...

                                                      Yes.

                                                      Note to ladies, keep that thing clean and most of us will be happy to take care of you first before we take care of ourselves. Make it smell like soap. And no perfume. Okay, maybe a tiny dab above but too much & it becomes overpowering and hard to breathe.

                                                      Note to guys, this is not a substitute for good hygiene but a great trick is to take them in the jacuzzi, spa, hot tub (or even swimming pool) first. That way you know it gets a good cleaning, the chlorine wipes out all the bacterias & smell.
                                                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                                        • DLR Bridge
                                                          ROCKSTAR

                                                          • Mar 2011
                                                          • 5470
                                                          #15
                                                          Dafuq? Perfume? No thanks. Soap? Well, I have been cussing an aweful lot lately, so....

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