Porn Sex v Real Sex

[SunisinuS]

Calm the fuck down, dude! I was just overreacting to Sadaist's overreacting to dirty vaginas. It was tongue in cheek to someone with a brain!

But as a matter of fact, that statement came right from Dr. Oz a couple weeks ago on his show, otherwise, I wouldn't even have thought twice about it.

But if you actually believe men wash before and after they piss, you are the dumbshit! I remember a thread right here where guys admitted they don't always wash their hands after they piss and sure as hell don't wash before. So take your Blue Steel and go fuck yourself!

And Thanks for the PM. As I said...I wash before I touch my dick and after....I fight the good fight....and thanks for you kind words. The thanks people do not know it as it was personal. Again...all men are not the same...and when you generalize about them it is the same as if they generalize about your gender.

We are better when we respect each other.

I fight the good germ fight the best I can:

[SunisinuS]

And to think, Sun was feeling you out for some Skype B-Day sex not 48 hours ago. Tables get flipped over on a dime around here!

WTF is Blue Steel anyway? U.D. gives 6 completely different definitions, all with hilarious context sentences, mind you.

Comedy. Kindness is always viewed by bullies as weakness. Old Quote. Spin the wheel again sir. Badly Played.

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[Sensible Shoes]

I don't get any of this anymore. I lost you all around fisting time...

OK Envy so nobody else will explain it, I will. Fisting is putting a hand inside the vagina or anus. In most cases, a fair amount of stretching has to happen before this can occur.

Happy? I just grossed myself out

[envy_me]

OK Envy so nobody else will explain it, I will. Fisting is putting a hand inside the vagina or anus. In most cases, a fair amount of stretching has to happen before this can occur.

Happy? I just grossed myself out

Oh, I know that
But it felt like people were referring to things said earlier that I think I missed or didn't understand.

[Seshmeister]

I have people to deal with that kind of thing...

[envy_me]

That's why the webbies are so cranky in the morning

[Northern Girl]

But it felt like people were referring to things said earlier that I think I missed or didn't understand.

It was a reference from another place and time!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well at least Envy got me to post something embarrassing - haven't done that in a long time!

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Well at least Envy got me to post something embarrassing - haven't done that in a long time!

The whole "fair amount of stretching" has me wondering though. Wouldn't traditional sex feel like waving a wand in a swimming pool after said stretching? A very peculiar fetish indeed.

[Igosplut]

Wash yourself silly, but what are ya gonna do when you have to open the bathroom door and touch the doorknob that all the people that didn't wash up grabbed?

[SunisinuS]

And to think, Sun was feeling you out for some Skype B-Day sex not 48 hours ago. Tables get flipped over on a dime around here!

WTF is Blue Steel anyway? U.D. gives 6 completely different definitions, all with hilarious context sentences, mind you.

[SunisinuS]

The whole "fair amount of stretching" has me wondering though. Wouldn't traditional sex feel like waving a wand in a swimming pool after said stretching? A very peculiar fetish indeed.

(--17 yrs as a competitive swimmer.

[SunisinuS]

Wash yourself silly, but what are ya gonna do when you have to open the bathroom door and touch the doorknob that all the people that didn't wash up grabbed?

Always use towels....never touch someone else's doorknob

[sadaist]

OK Envy so nobody else will explain it, I will. Fisting is putting a hand inside the vagina or anus. In most cases, a fair amount of stretching has to happen before this can occur.

Happy? I just grossed myself out

A fair amount of stretching and a ton of ewwwwwww!!!!