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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35155

    Yoko fucking Ono

    .....

  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16337

    #2
    The only shit worse in life than Yoko Ono:

    1. Cancer
    2. Racism
    3. Stale coffee
    4. Petting zoos
    5. Having no weed

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    • Von Halen
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Dec 2003
      • 7607

      #3
      Originally posted by Kristy
      The only shit worse in life than Yoko Ono:

      1. Cancer
      2. Racism
      3. Stale coffee
      4. Petting zoos
      5. Having no weed
      6. The Beatles

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16337

        #4
        7. Van Halen tribute bands

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58755

          #5
          I remember that episode of the Mike Douglas show with John & Yoko co-hosting, and the look in Chuck Berry's eyes when Yoko started howling. I was waiting for him to channel his inner Pete Townsend and smash the guitar over her head, but I guess Chuck loves his guitars too much for that. At least he didn't punch John in the face and throw him off stage, like he did to Keith Richards at the Palladium. (Chuck later claimed he had no idea who he was, at the time)

          And while John didn't bitch Yoko out on live TV, I suspect he probably did say something off camera, since this wouldn't have been long before the 18 month separation commonly referred to as Lennon's "Lost Weekend".
          Eat Us And Smile

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #6
            I'm certainly not an advocate for violence on women. But Chuck should've clubbed her one with his guitar when she took to wailing...
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • sonrisa salvaje
              Veteran
              • Jun 2005
              • 2098

              #7
              8. The cover photo of Two Virgins. Yuck.
              RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
              LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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              • sonrisa salvaje
                Veteran
                • Jun 2005
                • 2098

                #8
                9. The Giants-Vikings game last night. Double yuck!
                RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  The only shit worse in life than Yoko Ono:

                  1. Cancer
                  2. Racism
                  3. Stale coffee
                  4. Petting zoos
                  5. Having no weed
                  da fuck is wrong with petting zoos?
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sonrisa salvaje
                    9. The Giants-Vikings game last night. Double yuck!
                    great outcome tho
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • fraroc
                      Commando
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 1172

                      #11
                      10. Justin Bieber
                      11. One Direction
                      12. Nicki Minaj
                      How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                      • DrMaddVibe
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6658

                        #12
                        13. Kristy
                        http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                        http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16337

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          da fuck is wrong with petting zoos?
                          They promote Green Ba(b)y Packers fans.

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12682

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            They promote Green Ba(b)y Packers fans.
                            you surely coulda done better than this, shirley
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • fraroc
                              Commando
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 1172

                              #15
                              Knock Knock!

                              Who's there?

                              Interrupting Yoko Ono.

                              Interrupting Yoko O-

                              AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!HHHA AAOOOUUH
                              OW WO UH UH UHHAHAHAHA UHHAHAHAHA UHHAHAHAHA UHHAHAHAHA
                              UHHAOWHAOOH OOH HU UH OW!! OOH HU UH OW!! OOH HU UH OW!!
                              How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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