Paul Walker & Fagroc's House of unemployment and fiery auto crashes.

[Paul Walker]

Hi. It's Paul Walker star of the first 28 Fast and furious films. I also guest appeared on 'Who's The Boss' with Alyssa Milano. Anyways, I voted the HOTTEST male on people's magazine a few years ago. Right now i'm even hotter cuz i'm burning in hell with FORD's alias and half of my face looks like bottom of an overcooked Digiorno's pizza. Come join me now in the house of unemployment and fiery auto crashes. Let's post pictures of your favorite car crashes or we can just chat about being unemployed like fagroc! We can even use this as therapy to resolve your unemployment history and get to the root of the problem. Don't forget to use your favorite fagcockism's like 'I was just posting here at the army and my daddy choked me!' or 'Thanks for protecting me against Von's attacks angel!' or even the most popular "My daddy is a drunk and he shut my computer off'.

Let the enabling begin!

[DONNIEP]

Dear Paul, I've been working for the same company for 16 years. I have a nice house and a couple cars. How can I become an unemployed loser and reach my ultimate goal of living with my parents? My step dad doesn't drink and he really likes me so I'm kinda screwed there. And when he asks me to help him do something I drop everything and help out because he's been such a good step dad. How can I fuck it all up and reach my full fraggley potential?

[Paul Walker]

That's a very good question DONNIEP let me assist you. The first thing you need to do is give it all away. Everything. After that you need to move back in your parents house. When you move back in with your parents make sure you sit around. Don't do a damn thing except Eat, Piss and Log on to the Roth Army.

Now do this repeatedly for several months. Remember, don't do anything but Eat, Piss and post here at the Roth Army. After awhile your daddy will start getting pissed off at you. Who cares? You got a free room and internet! Let him go sit on the couch after working hard all day to support you. Who knows maybe if your lucky he'll verbally abuse you or slam your head down a staircase! Do this day after day, year after year. Do nothing. You don't need to work! You can just post at the Roth Army for eternity and ask Airelle Bot questions in the shout box.

Follow those steps and you can be a loser like fagcock! It's really very simple!

[Kristy]

. Remember, don't do anything but Eat, Piss and post here at the Roth Army.

A.K.A. Fraggle Rock freeloading

[Paul Walker]

Here's a young fagcock in his first automobile accident. This was back when he was 9 years old. Long before his daddy was an alcoholic and his mother was sucking cock's at White Lion concerts.

[Paul Walker]

Here's exclusive film clips of the next Fast and furious film.

[DONNIEP]

Oh shit! Fragglerock's dad finally ran his mom over with the car!!

[Paul Walker]

Meanwhile back at the fragile cock compound.

[DONNIEP]

Is it too soon to post video of the death car burning to the ground?

[DONNIEP]

Meanwhile back at the fragile cock compound.

That's tragic! He could have at least had some ketchup or something splattering out of his head.

[Paul Walker]

Fragile Cock's dad can't afford ketchup. He spends all his money on booze to escape the reality that his son will never have a job!

[Kristy]

Fraggle Rock's first screen audition!

[Von Halen]

Is it too soon to post video of the death car burning to the ground?

Post it!

[Von Halen]

Fraggle Rock's first screen audition!

Fragile Cock prefers to be behind the scenes. Writing. Even though he can't spell, and butchers the English language in print every single day.

[Von Halen]

If he can read, Fragile Cock should read this book.