Paul Walker & Fagroc's House of unemployment and fiery auto crashes.

[DONNIEP]

Here's Paul Walker's last onscreen performance, playing the part of The Human Torch!!

[Satan]

Hmmm.... now who might this alias be?

[DONNIEP]

Hmmm.... now who might this alias be?

Now, now, I'm sure this is a new member and not an alias of anybody that I normally cause trouble with.

[WARF]

Hmmm.... now who might this alias be?

Did you give Paul Walker a keyboard and internet?

[DONNIEP]

Did you give Paul Walker a keyboard and internet?

He did. And sent me the bill.

[Terry]

There's already a supposed death pic of Walker's corpse, although it doesn't appear to have any burns on it (did Walker burn up to crisp after the crash, or was his body extracted from the car before the car went up in flames?).

[Von Halen]

There's already a supposed death pic of Walker's corpse, although it doesn't appear to have any burns on it (did Walker burn up to crisp after the crash, or was his body extracted from the car before the car went up in flames?).

Post it!

[DONNIEP]

I found the Paul Walker death pic!!

[DONNIEP]

I just got a call from Paul Walker on his hellephone! Exclusive new video is coming up!

[Paul Walker]

Angel, we know you're a murderer. You checked into a hotel with a teenager and took off!

@14:38 Nice acting mother Theresa!

Maybe I'll get you a job for the fast and furious part 29 so you're not a D-List celebrity anymore!

[fraroc]

I see that you guys are still having a jolly good fucking time takin' the piss. But you know what? That's okay. Now you can talk all of the shit you want about me because I am NEVER fucking logging on this site again. You win, you successfully drove me away from RothArmy.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersen and go fuck yourselves.

[DONNIEP]

I see that you guys are still having a jolly good fucking time takin' the piss. But you know what? That's okay. Now you can talk all of the shit you want about me because I am NEVER fucking logging on this site again. You win, you successfully drove me away from RothArmy.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersen and go fuck yourselves.

No, no, no. That's not how you do it. You gotta make a gay goodbye thread and then come back three days from now and kick all our asses! Haven't you learned anything in your short time here?

[Satan]

Did you give Paul Walker a keyboard and internet?

Absolutely not! I have tight controls on who gets Infernonet access down here, for security reasons. If I didn't, my Former Employer would have spies everywhere.

[Terry]

Post it!

Well, I would, but like most Roth Army members I'm a failed wannabe male rock musician in my 40s living in my mother's basement, and mom has restricted her computer from certain sites such as the one the pic was on...and other sites that contain pictures of naked women.

My mother says she has nothing against pornography, either on the internet or anywhere else, but she IS opposed to me living in her basement rent-free spending all my time "masturbating to internet porn and frantically posting on some website dedicated to some aging 80s male hard rock icon who used to wear a lot of spandex...good lord, son, why am I footing all the bills for your lazy, jagoff lifestyle? Why can't you be like the Finklestein boy down the street? He grew up, left the 1980s behind him, got a degree, got married and went on to a successful career and life. WHAT is WITH you, son? Are you just getting a head-start on when chronic masturbation and posting on 1980s hard rock message boards becomes a viable, paying career? If that day ever does arrive, you'll be a multi-zillionaire, without a doubt!" Then she gathers up my cum-stained sheets to put into the washing machine, stomps up the stairs and slams the door as I sheepishly and unsuccessfully try to undo her parental control blocks and access grannyspanties.com for the zillionth time today, although I can't because despite all the time I spend on her computer I'm still essentially computer illiterate.

Anyway, in short, THAT's why I didn't provide a link.

[DONNIEP]

There's a grannyspanties.com and you're just now telling us about it??