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[ZahZoo]

The staff and membership have implemented a true Van Halen work ethic on a limited basis for the holiday season... They'll be back when they have something to sell you miserable fucks!!

Until then, on behalf of no one... fuck off, cunt!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The staff and membership have implemented a true Van Halen work ethic on a limited basis for the holiday season... They'll be back when they have something to sell you miserable fucks!!

Until then, on behalf of no one... fuck off, cunt!!

new hoodies to tied us over?

[ZahZoo]

Yes and iPhone covers...

I'm holding out for little yapper dog gear from Kody VH...

[DONNIEP]

new hoodies to tied us over?

Absolutely! And we also have a new exciting contest that everyone's sure to enter - The DLRF Lost Weekend With Warf!

One fan will take the Roth Fans Greyhound Bus to an undisclosed location somewhere in the Eastern U.S. Before the lucky winner gets on the bus, we'll set you up with a Natural Ice 18 pack and 6 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 so you can party your ass off before you meet the Mighty WARF! Once there, you'll take a shitty cab out to WARF's palatial mansion where you'll have to pick up the cab fare for you and WARF to hit the city for a night of wild debauchery! We'll throw in 37 dollars spending money and a huge bottle of penicillin. You'll get to hang back stage while WARF runs though his extensive list of 80s hits at the hottest bar on the strip - Karaokie Dokie! After that, you'll be whisked back to the WARF Mansion for a night of cocaine, cheap booze and hoes, all courtesy of your Master Charge Card! This will definitely be a weekend that you'll want to forget!!

For every 5 dollar donation, we'll put your name in a hat and when we make enough money off of this we'll draw the name of the lucky winner! So start donating today! Who knows - you might just be partying like a rock star this weekend with the World Famous WARF!!

*Roth Fans is in no way responsible for any damages or legal fines that may be incurred during the Lost Weekend With WARF. In the even that WARF can't be located, or if we can't wake him up, Roth Fans reserves the right to replace him with the old wino near the airport. Don't worry - you'll never know the difference.

[vandeleur]

You put to much effort in to that for it not to be true

[vandeleur]

So doing shots with warf isn't what I thought , it involves a shot of penicillin . Class

[DONNIEP]

Warf keeps his penicillin in a cookie jar!

[cadaverdog]

Absolutely! And we also have a new exciting contest that everyone's sure to enter - The DLRF Lost Weekend With Warf!

One fan will take the Roth Fans Greyhound Bus to an undisclosed location somewhere in the Eastern U.S. Before the lucky winner gets on the bus, we'll set you up with a Natural Ice 18 pack and 6 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 so you can party your ass off before you meet the Mighty WARF! Once there, you'll take a shitty cab out to WARF's palatial mansion where you'll have to pick up the cab fare for you and WARF to hit the city for a night of wild debauchery! We'll throw in 37 dollars spending money and a huge bottle of penicillin. You'll get to hang back stage while WARF runs though his extensive list of 80s hits at the hottest bar on the strip - Karaokie Dokie! After that, you'll be whisked back to the WARF Mansion for a night of cocaine, cheap booze and hoes, all courtesy of your Master Charge Card! This will definitely be a weekend that you'll want to forget!!

For every 5 dollar donation, we'll put your name in a hat and when we make enough money off of this we'll draw the name of the lucky winner! So start donating today! Who knows - you might just be partying like a rock star this weekend with the World Famous WARF!!

*Roth Fans is in no way responsible for any damages or legal fines that may be incurred during the Lost Weekend With WARF. In the even that WARF can't be located, or if we can't wake him up, Roth Fans reserves the right to replace him with the old wino near the airport. Don't worry - you'll never know the difference.

What's with the hoes? Are you going to do some late night gardening? What does Santa Claus say if he sees your mother, your wife and your sister together? Ho ho ho. I found that while I was looking for the correct spelling for more than one ho. Hoes it is.

[chefcraig]

Warf keeps his penicillin in a cookie jar!

Only because he keeps his cookies in the medicine cabinet. And please, don't ask about his refrigerator...

[DONNIEP]

What's with the hoes? Are you going to do some late night gardening? What does Santa Claus say if he sees your mother, your wife and your sister together? Ho ho ho. I found that while I was looking for the correct spelling for more than one ho. Hoes it is.

Yeah, see, I wasn't sure on the proper spelling of hoes. I mean, I could have just said ugly hookers but I don't want to scare any potential donors away.

[vandeleur]

No such thing as a ugly hooker the correct term is ... Cheaper

[DONNIEP]

No such thing as a ugly hooker the correct term is ... Cheaper

I stand corrected. Besides, you're only gonna be looking at the top of her head or her ass anyways. I mean, it's not like you'd speak to them or look em in the eyes.

[vandeleur]

Unless in the morning you look in to their eyes and say the immortal words ..... Give me my fucking watch back