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  • "Tattoo" Lyrics, Straight from David Lee Roth!

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    Va Beach VH Fan
    Published on 01-17-2012 11:12 AM
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    Here's an exclusive look at the hand-written lyrics to "Tattoo", straight from David Lee Roth!

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    1. Guitar Shark's Avatar
      Guitar Shark - 01-17-2012, 02:19 PM
      Love it.
    1. hambon4lif's Avatar
      hambon4lif - 01-17-2012, 02:25 PM
      I was with a chick a few years back that had the name "Wiilie" tatted right above her promised land. I thought "Cool! Instructions! My 'willie' goes here...". Took out all the guesswork.

      I still ended up sticking it in the wrong hole, but that was out of spite because she owed me money...
    1. vandeleur's Avatar
      vandeleur - 01-17-2012, 02:33 PM
      Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
      I was with a chick a few years back that had the name "Wiilie" tatted right above her promised land. I thought "Cool! Instructions! My 'willie' goes here...". Took out all the guesswork.

      I still ended up sticking it in the wrong hole, but that was out of spite because she owed me money...
      There's a wrong hole ?
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      Jetstream - 01-17-2012, 03:02 PM
      The mighty Van Halen...and thee pen be mightier than the sword, thanks Dave
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      SunisinuS - 01-17-2012, 05:46 PM
      Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
      It's like that down here as well... I dream of one day meeting a chick that doesn't have a goddamn tat...
      Yea I avoid all women with tattoos if possible, I like how the Universe made them. And it is Just a lack of judgement thing with me. But to each their own.

      Roth On!
    1. fifth element's Avatar
      fifth element - 01-18-2012, 01:49 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
      I'm only seeing half the page. What's the rest of it say around:

      "Best believe that needle...
      Best to see these...
      Than Rolling Stone False..."
      yeah, I'm unable to see the lyrics on the page...only the comments .....
    1. Cato's Avatar
      Cato - 01-18-2012, 01:59 AM
      I just see the red X.
    1. Panamark's Avatar
      Panamark - 01-18-2012, 02:03 AM
      Ah, so its not just a "Fucking" Australia block !
    1. Seshmeister's Avatar
      Seshmeister - 01-18-2012, 07:51 AM
      In response Sammy Hagar has just released a lyric sheet too.

      http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...my-lyric-sheet
    1. kpebabie's Avatar
      kpebabie - 01-22-2012, 12:20 AM
      This video is awesome! http://vimeo.com/35173319
    1. fifth element's Avatar
      fifth element - 01-22-2012, 12:40 AM
      Since a few of us have not been able to see the lyrics due to "technical issues", would one of you kind souls...(or even a mildly understanding one)...PLEASE post the lyrics here for us to get? Dunno if you can cut and paste them...or what it will take, but would DEFINITELY appreciate it.
    1. Cato's Avatar
      Cato - 01-22-2012, 01:42 AM
      VHND posted it as well.



      http://www.vhnd.com/2012/01/17/david...ttoo-revealed/
    1. Hardrock69's Avatar
      Hardrock69 - 01-22-2012, 03:02 AM
      Man, reading those lyrics again, it is SO obvious that Uncle Dave is a master lyricist!
    1. fifth element's Avatar
      fifth element - 01-23-2012, 07:43 PM
      thank you, Cato....has been driving me crazy...lol
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