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  • conmee
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Mar 2003
    • 1945

    Does anyone else...

    Folks,

    Does anyone else get creeped out by those fookin' Burger King ads??!?!

    Basically, a person goes through their normal routine or they are doing something, and then this guy with a big plastic head of a smiling "king" who looks like Seed of Chuckie's step-dad with a big fake smile, is holding a big fat slab of greasy breakfast sandwich behind his back on a platter, and offers it up to the unsuspecting victim, and they start eating the thing... then after a closeup of the heart-attack inducing grub, you see the King bonding with the person... the lumberjack version is particularly disturbing and borders on homosexual...

    I see these commercials all the damn time during sporting events.... hence this thread in the Locker Room.... lol

    Anyone else think these ads are inappropriate for sports fans and children? Where are the beer commercials and bikini fights?!?!?!?!

    Not only that... Jack In The Box already uses a guy with a plastic head... Burger King needs to get more creative.... lol


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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49567

    #2
    Yes, I do find them to be quite disturbing. I think the first ads came out this past spring, and featured a dude waking up with "The King" in his bed next to him, offering some egg, bacon, and lard sandwich or something. It just seemed really, really gay and creepy...

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    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913

      #3
      Icon, I know you're currently in a state of dementia and severe depression because of ND's loss...

      These swings are normal, hopefully they'll go away soon...

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      • ALinChainz
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12100

        #4
        The only ads I like with that plastic fucker are where they CGI him into NFL games, making big plays, scoring TDs ...

        But that bastard standing outside the window ... both barrels!

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347

          #5
          Re: Does anyone else...

          Originally posted by conmee
          Folks,

          Does anyone else get creeped out by those fookin' Burger King ads??!?!

          Basically, a person goes through their normal routine or they are doing something, and then this guy with a big plastic head of a smiling "king" who looks like Seed of Chuckie's step-dad with a big fake smile, is holding a big fat slab of greasy breakfast sandwich behind his back on a platter, and offers it up to the unsuspecting victim, and they start eating the thing... then after a closeup of the heart-attack inducing grub, you see the King bonding with the person... the lumberjack version is particularly disturbing and borders on homosexual...

          I see these commercials all the damn time during sporting events.... hence this thread in the Locker Room.... lol

          Anyone else think these ads are inappropriate for sports fans and children? Where are the beer commercials and bikini fights?!?!?!?!

          Not only that... Jack In The Box already uses a guy with a plastic head... Burger King needs to get more creative.... lol


          GO BK!!!!

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          • EbDawson
            Veteran
            • Apr 2004
            • 1674

            #6
            Re: Does anyone else...

            Originally posted by conmee
            this guy is holding a big fat slab of greasy breakfast sandwich
            I've had a few of those ultimate omelette sandwiches and they're pretty damn good. But no where near as big as the ads make them out to be.
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            • guwapo_rocker

              #7
              Re: Does anyone else...

              Originally posted by conmee

              Anyone else think these ads are inappropriate for sports fans and children?
              Absolutely!!

              Bring back mud wrestling.

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              • EbDawson
                Veteran
                • Apr 2004
                • 1674

                #8
                730 Calories! Yum!
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                • knuckleboner
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2927

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ALinChainz
                  The only ads I like with that plastic ------ are where they CGI him into NFL games, making big plays, scoring TDs ...

                  those ads are great! i love his TD dance.


                  but the lumberjack one is beyond creepy.

                  continue the original concept. i want to see burger king guy CGI'd and biting evander holyfield's ear.

                  "my god, he's chomping on that thing just like it was a delicious whopper with cheese!"

                  (oh yeah, sorry for the ----- in the quote. %&#*'ing work filters...)

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