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[Seshmeister]

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Explaining the offside rule to women

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

There you go...

[jero]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/14421/612fa254/index.html

Lee Natra, did you see this?

[Wawazat]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/144...a254/index.html

High time someone told us:

Voetbal is voor homo's

[jero]

Originally posted by Wawazat
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/144...a254/index.html

High time someone told us:

Voetbal is voor homo's

[DavidLeeNatra]

that was the best shot of the game...fuck that bitch from bremen...joe was going for the ball...with the right spirit...

[jero]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
that was the best shot of the game...fuck that bitch from bremen...joe was going for the ball...with the right spirit...

Good old number 14

[jero]

http://www.break.com/index/funny-moments-in-soccer.html

[DavidLeeNatra]

bump...

[Seshmeister]

Anyone watching the Under 20s World Cup?

Scotland were runners up in the European Championship so had high hopes but we were shit in the opening game and got beat by the japs.

[jero]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Anyone watching the Under 20s World Cup?

Scotland were runners up in the European Championship so had high hopes but we were shit in the opening game and got beat by the japs.

Did you watch the European Cup under 21?
Holland won, 2nd time in a row.

Now how long will it take before the fag from the loveboat is here......

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by jero
Did you watch the European Cup under 21?
Holland won, 2nd time in a row.

Now how long will it take before the fag from the loveboat is here......

you called

I told you once and I tell you twice...how desperate must one be wanking off on winning a European Cup for little boys...

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[DavidLeeNatra]

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[jero]

ah there you are with a vid from the past! The youth has the future....
And I don't mean Wolfgang, he's just a fat fuck

[DavidLeeNatra]

season kick of in germany...I was at the first match of HERTHA BSC. we played in frankfurt and lost in a very very sad game 0:1 against a team that was shitty as hell...but we were worse...

we lost or sold 11 players before this season (including our dutch hero dick van burik!!!) and - if you pay peanuts, then you get monkeys - got some fucked up substitutes for them...

this will be a fight against going down in the second devision from the first day on...fuck that shit...

[jero]

On the sunnyside, AJAX lost their first CL game 0-1