The Official European Football Thread

[Don Corleone]

you want a friend in this thread? [/b]

Read my comment again - Football is football, there are no friends here.

Panzer Marsch..... 60 years ago this summer the RAF spanked the Luftwaffe. Maybe it's time for some younger Brits to spank the Germans again.

[Seshmeister]

And so it begins, the hospital emergency departments will be phoning around just now to get in extra staff.

All day Sunday drinking plus it's Germany. In 1996 a couple of Russians were killed after the game just for sounding foreign, I'd avoid England this weekend Awe if I were you...

[Don Corleone]

And so it begins, the hospital emergency departments will be phoning around just now to get in extra staff.

All day Sunday drinking plus it's Germany. In 1996 a couple of Russians were killed after the game just for sounding foreign, I'd avoid England this weekend Awe if I were you...

The unfortunate truth of this place.

I didn't know that about the Russians in 1996.

[jero]

Aeroshit? Have fun with the old lady...

Aerosmith is over...
Stone Temple Pilots were opening for them because Steel Panther cancelled. And OMFG the sucked soooooo bad!! That Scot Weiland is such a pussy.
But back to football, you guys are so lucky......I can't wait to see you guys against England

[Seshmeister]

The unfortunate truth of this place.

I didn't know that about the Russians in 1996.

Sorry I seemed to have misremembered that a bit.

When I checked it was just 1 Russian student who was stabbed in the neck in Brighton when he was mistaken for a German and they survived.

There were near riots in central London as well with German car makes attacked, it was mainly glossed over at the time because as hosts a good spin on things was put out.

Again I mainly blame the media with the tabloids on overdrive that Summer whipping the unwashed into a frenzy.

We'll see how it goes this weekend, maybe because English expectations are lower it won't get so bad.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Slovakia 3 : 1 Italy... How sweeeet....

[jero]

Slovakia deserved to win! Great game

[lesfunk]

You Are Gay.

Everyone's a little gay.

[Dan]

But You Take The Cake.

[lesfunk]

It's a cock and cake party Dan, and we just ran out of cake.

[Seshmeister]

Slovakia 3 : 1 Italy... How sweeeet....

I caught the last 20 minutes of that.

It was comedy gold.

They have to have a special Oscar next year for hammiest pathetic twat acting performance in a team sport and give it to both teams jointly.

[Dan]

My Hat Goes Off To My All-Whites Team.So Proud Of Them.

[BITEYOASS]

Speaking of comedy gold, check this out:

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[lesfunk]

"Ring, Ring"
"Bonjourno, 'ello?"
"Hello Italy? This is Slovakia. Would you please do us a favor?"
"Si How can I help you?"
"Tell Us what our ASS Tastes like!"
click.

[Catfish]

Speaking of comedy gold, check this out:

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Just sent it to every Brit I know!

Countless "CUNT" replies to come...