The Official European Football Thread

[Seshmeister]

Sesh, did you like it?

I can't go there.......ajax

It was great - my first time there.

A lot less sleezy than I expected and given it's #1 (we're #2) for murders in Western Europe, we felt safe wandering about late at night.

I like how the centre is so compact unlike many other cities, reminded me a little of Edinburgh.

[jero]

It's way different then 15 years ago. The centre is safe. But don't go walking in "de Bijlmer" or "west" at night,you might find out why Amsterdam is #1

Saw the Red Light district?

[vandeleur]

I've been to the dam 3 maybe 4 times though not for about 7 years . I heard they had reAly cracked down on the smoking cafés and the red light district .
People had said it had really become quite tame compared to 10-15 years ago .

[BITEYOASS]

All of them! Over the age of 18 of course!

Well, duh! My No. 1 ass in figure skating just turned 18 in December of 2013:

[BITEYOASS]

No. 2 is Nathalie Péchalat of France, on the left:

[vandeleur]

Did u really have to point out which one

[BITEYOASS]

I would put Ashley Wagner on this list, but I have yet to properly check out her ass.

[Von Halen]

Did u really have to point out which one

The one on the right is his 3rd favorite!

[Nickdfresh]

From Dumb and Dumber:

[man and woman (couple) walk by]

Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...

Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

[Seshmeister]

The Official European Football Thread

I've been to the dam 3 maybe 4 times though not for about 7 years . I heard they had reAly cracked down on the smoking cafés and the red light district .
People had said it had really become quite tame compared to 10-15 years ago .

There were quite a few smoking cafés and pretty girls behind screens you could buy.
The SM has developed bad asthma these days and I worry about dope being a gateway drug back to tobacco. I fear a return to tobacco addiction more than coke or heroin.

We dabbled in space cakes and so on but when you are drinking too it's difficult to judge the effects.

My top tip is don't panic if you hear a crash behind you, it happens all the time as stoned people let their bikes fall over. On that point wow - a city transport system that actually works, incredibly unusual.

[vandeleur]

Mmmmmm city transport .... Canals , strong larger and refreshing chocolate cake do not go together .

[vandeleur]

I have a very funny dam story ... Well quite a few but a reAly good one that doesn't translate very well via the written word .

Actually I may have told it , it involves wank booths and snakebite laced with magic mushrooms

[Seshmeister]

I have to admit a little bit of me did wonder at just how much fun I could have had in that place when I was young, free, single and dumb...

[vandeleur]

And the answer would be lots

[Nickdfresh]

Would you guys stop writing Sammy Hagar lyrics?!