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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    Jay Gibbons is my MVP

    I shit you not...

    "it wasn't on purpose..."

    yeah right...

    Million to one foul ball by Gibbons hits his wife
    Sep. 24, 2006
    CBS SportsLine.com wire reports

    BALTIMORE -- The odds of such an occurrence seem insurmountable, yet Jay Gibbons pulled off the unimaginable feat: He hit a foul ball that injured his wife.

    The scene occurred in the ninth inning of the Baltimore Orioles' game against Minnesota on Saturday. Gibbons fouled a ball straight back over the screen and into the rib cage of his wife, Laura.

    "She's just a little bruised up. She's going to be OK," Gibbons said Sunday.

    Long before the matter became personal, Gibbons had asked team officials to do something about making it safer to sit in the seats behind the plate. He contended that the 20-foot screen just doesn't offer enough protection from hard-hit foul balls.

    "It's something you think about every day here. Obviously, it's something I've talked about (to) deaf ears," said Gibbons, Baltimore's designated hitter and player representative. "I've got players coming to me every day saying that one of their family members got hit or almost got hit. I had an usher take one for my wife the other day."

    Gibbons has suggested that the screen be raised or that the team insert an overhead screen that would extend to the back of the lower deck.

    "If they're worried about the sight line, which I've heard, all they have to do is throw a net straight back. One of these days, somebody's going to get hurt really bad. That's all I've got to say," Gibbons said. "I'm confused on what's going on (and) why it's so hard just to make an adjustment. It's just a matter of time where a kid's going to get hit."

    Gibbons has also inquired about the possibility of a day care center, so the players' wives don't have to put their kids at risk.

    "It's either come to the game and play Russian Roulette with your 3-year-old or stay home," Gibbons said. "That's what we're dealing with. Or move the family section, but then you've got other fans that are endangered."

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    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
  • Dave's PA Rental
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3756

    #2
    That's fucking crazy. Four days, one reply to this thread? Not alot of married guys around, huh Poj?
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648

      #3
      Must not be...I actually thought this would get some play...

      of course...

      maybe the masses have decided to take their wives to "batting practice..."

      lmfao...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • knuckleboner
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 2927

        #4
        dude, he's an orioles player...nobody knows who the hell he is...


        (says an embittered o's fan )

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        • Guitar Shark
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7579

          #5
          I think people may have been cuntfused by the title of the thread, and assumed it was one of POJO's crazy ramblings...

          Now that I know the full story, WOW! Million to one indeed. Hilarious.
          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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          • POJO_Risin
            Roth Army Caesar
            • Mar 2003
            • 40648

            #6
            Dude...

            everything I say is crazy ramblings...

            which is why people read...
            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • Mama's Fool
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 200

              #7
              Must've been the steriods.

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                #8
                No...if it were the steroids...he'd have ripped off her head...and shat in her dead open mouth...



                ...



                ...

                maybe I'm on steroids...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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