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Monday Night Fiasco
It's a tough gig. The whole friggin' debacle. Natural disasters...un-natural displays of the inhuman condition...yadda-yadda.
Let's give credit where credit is due...first and foremost. The NFL. That's right, the United Fucking Way wasn't working on the Superdome's new bionic roof. I dunno what the fuck they were doing...probably burning valuble relief dollars on defacated hotel rooms. In a perfect world, they'd have produced an edgy PSA featuring Reggie Bush running like hell from storm-soaked cretins heavily armed with staff infections. Oh yeah, the NFL wouldn't want that. You see, the NFL front offices are mired in lots of poor-decision-making cuntroversy. Forget turning the refs into power-rangers, and pissing NIKE off. They'll deal with both developing stories later.
Tagliabue is long gone...just a ripple on a storm-ravaged beach of dipshitedness. He got-the-fuck out of town after sending Brees to NO. Oh? So alot of people wondered about that mind-numbiing Dolts decision? LMFAO.
New Orleans and Miami were interested in him. New Orleans made him a large offer that included $10 million in guaranteed money the first year and a $12 million option the second year. Miami asked Brees if he would be willing to take less guaranteed money so they could fit him under their salary cap, but Brees refused and also did not accept the suspicious results of a grueling 6-hour physical in Miami. The Dolphins ended negotiations with him and traded for Minnesota Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper instead.
Drew Brees then quickly signed a 6-year, 60 million dollar deal with the New Orleans Saints on March 14, 2006. The Saints hope the former Comeback Player of the Year can improve the team and lead them in to the playoffs. And Brees claims he is impressed by the teams newfound commitment to winning and their confidence in him as a player. (props to Schtickopedia)
Anways, the fix is/was in.
In closing, I'd like to point out the gratest mistake in pre-game festivities history. U2 performing in the newly sterile cuntfines of the SUPERDOME. Yeah, Green Day was there too....forgettable.
Why the fuck didn't they have 'em on some sort of ZOO TV feed from a NO street with no name? Like, performing that song with the heavy echo?
*END RANT*
Agree or disagree?
Go.
Let's give credit where credit is due...first and foremost. The NFL. That's right, the United Fucking Way wasn't working on the Superdome's new bionic roof. I dunno what the fuck they were doing...probably burning valuble relief dollars on defacated hotel rooms. In a perfect world, they'd have produced an edgy PSA featuring Reggie Bush running like hell from storm-soaked cretins heavily armed with staff infections. Oh yeah, the NFL wouldn't want that. You see, the NFL front offices are mired in lots of poor-decision-making cuntroversy. Forget turning the refs into power-rangers, and pissing NIKE off. They'll deal with both developing stories later.
Tagliabue is long gone...just a ripple on a storm-ravaged beach of dipshitedness. He got-the-fuck out of town after sending Brees to NO. Oh? So alot of people wondered about that mind-numbiing Dolts decision? LMFAO.
New Orleans and Miami were interested in him. New Orleans made him a large offer that included $10 million in guaranteed money the first year and a $12 million option the second year. Miami asked Brees if he would be willing to take less guaranteed money so they could fit him under their salary cap, but Brees refused and also did not accept the suspicious results of a grueling 6-hour physical in Miami. The Dolphins ended negotiations with him and traded for Minnesota Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper instead.
Drew Brees then quickly signed a 6-year, 60 million dollar deal with the New Orleans Saints on March 14, 2006. The Saints hope the former Comeback Player of the Year can improve the team and lead them in to the playoffs. And Brees claims he is impressed by the teams newfound commitment to winning and their confidence in him as a player. (props to Schtickopedia)
Anways, the fix is/was in.
In closing, I'd like to point out the gratest mistake in pre-game festivities history. U2 performing in the newly sterile cuntfines of the SUPERDOME. Yeah, Green Day was there too....forgettable.
Why the fuck didn't they have 'em on some sort of ZOO TV feed from a NO street with no name? Like, performing that song with the heavy echo?
*END RANT*
Agree or disagree?
Go.
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