Proof that Jeff Gordon is a homo

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    Proof that Jeff Gordon is a homo

    Okay...the fucking homo was guest hosing on the Regis show today...and he's apparently done it before...

    why doesn't he just fucking get a gig on the View and get it overwith...

    I think it's funny that Jimmie Johnson is making him look like a bitch weekly...

    and the fucker still has Loomis, who should have stepped aside months ago with all the problems with his parents...he's costing Gordon races...

    all that aside...

    Gordon's a fag...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
  • YankeeRose

    #2
    takes one to know one....:p

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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648

      #3
      Originally posted by YankeeRose
      takes one to know one....:p
      You aren't going to believe this...but I heard one of the 2nd graders at my school say that the other day...

      awesome stuff...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        #4
        Originally posted by YankeeRose
        takes one to know one....:p
        I just KNEW she'd chime in on this thread !!!
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • djhbk
          Roth Army Recruit
          • May 2004
          • 16

          #5
          ....JUst mad remembering all the races he won while you sat there pissed off? Or are you jealous that a supposed "gay" man can get hotter chicks than you? either way, dale earnhardt junior could be just as easily as gay...we've never seen him with a woman without being paid in a commercial for it.....

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          • YankeeRose

            #6
            Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
            I just KNEW she'd chime in on this thread !!!

            Hiya darlin'....how ya been? Heard any good concerts lately? BTW.. I had to chime in, this thread was written to get my attention....LOL.

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648

              #7
              Originally posted by djhbk
              ....JUst mad remembering all the races he won while you sat there pissed off? Or are you jealous that a supposed "gay" man can get hotter chicks than you? either way, dale earnhardt junior could be just as easily as gay...we've never seen him with a woman without being paid in a commercial for it.....
              Yeah...I'm sure as hell mad about Gordon winning all those races when I didn't give a smack about NASCAR...oh wait...I still don't...

              and Dale Earnhardt Jr....more than likely gay as well...

              probably hooking up with Gordon...

              Yeah...as I said in the thread...homeboy is dating some hot ass women...of course...you probably can't read, or you would have seen that...

              or perhaps I need to say it in eubonics...or perhaps I can throw some redneck your way...maybe then you'll be able to read it...or perhaps a gay lisp...

              Oh...and Rose...no...I didn't post this for you...just a passing thought while I was sitting home on my first day off on break...as I was watching that homo hosting the gayest show on morning television...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                #8
                PS...when Gordon was winning all those races...rumor has it he had a guy running his team who half knew what he was doing. I concur that Gordon is a great driver...homo yes...but a great driver...and Evernham was a master running that team...

                God bless Loomis and all of his personal problems, I know the guy is going through some shit...but he shoulda stepped out while all of this was going on...

                when he said on National Television, that he screwed up the race...made bad choices because his head wasn't in the race...he should have stepped down for the time being right then...whether Gordon's telling him to stay or not...

                With a good race team...Gordon would be back on top (not in the gay way...we'll save that for morning television)...unfortunately...the rainbow warriors are history, and Gordon's great driving keeps him in the top five...just not at the top...

                and that's the way it is sports fans...from one redneck to another...

                oh...and Gordon's still a homo...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • YankeeRose

                  #9
                  Gay or not, Gordon's biggest problem right now is Loomis. He's incompetant(sp), and someone should stand behind him with a cast iron frying pan to knock some sense into him when he makes those idiotic calls. He should be working closer with Knaus, who is obviously a much wiser leader.

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                  • YankeeRose

                    #10
                    btw POJ...I know..I was just trying to get a rise out of you...:D


                    kisskiss
                    It's good to be back!!

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      #11
                      Didn't I just say that?

                      Loomis is around simply because he's pulling the sympathy cord...after blowing that race at Lowe's Motor Speedway...with a car in Gordon's stable winning the race...and being so dominant...

                      while Gordon looked like he was torking around in an '89 Yugo...

                      well...obviously Loomis' head is up his ass...and so is Gordon's if he's sticking by that imbecile...

                      Maybe they're lovers...
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • YankeeRose

                        #12
                        The #24 crew, in the pits and in the garage, are useless without someone to tell them what to do next. Unfortunately their only choice is Loomis, who is a Doofus. Gordon needs to find a Crew Chief that understands him, the car, and the track and conditions as well as Evernham did. I've never denied the fact that Jeff wouldn't have been as successful as he was without him. On the other side of the coin, you have to admit that Ray's success has diminished without a driver as talented as Jeff. Separately, they are both doing good, but together..they made a team that was almost unbeatable.

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648

                          #13
                          I agree to a point about Evernham...but I think he's taken all his teams to a level they never would have achieved without him...Dodge right...

                          The guy has put them on the map at least...and they make some challenges...win some races...

                          If he'd focus on one team...I'd be willing to bet that team would be right at the top...

                          I agree to a point with you...and leave it at that...

                          so I ask again...is Loomis still around because he's banging Gordon on the side?
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                          • Va Beach VH Fan
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 17913

                            #14
                            Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                            and Dale Earnhardt Jr....more than likely gay as well...
                            Ya know Poj, you know I don't follow NASCAR fanatically like most of the good 'ol boys down in our neck of the woods, but I don't recall ever seeing Jr. with a girl before the race !!

                            And as for Gordon being gay, I know you're just fuckin' 'round on that one...

                            TOTALLY agree with younz guys on Loomis, his whole crew as a matter of fact....

                            What fookin' brain surgeon set that car up in Charlotte last week ?? Stevie Wonder ???
                            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                            • Va Beach VH Fan
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 17913

                              #15
                              Originally posted by YankeeRose
                              I was just trying to get a rise out of you...:D
                              You were always good at that.... :D
                              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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