Roethlisberger one of nine defendants in sexual assault lawsuit

[Va Beach VH Fan]

The latest supposedly is that Ben admitted to the cops that they had "sexual contact" (read: hummer), that she then hit her head on the floor, and they did not have "sexual intercourse"....

The testimony for this could be really entertaining...

[Mr Walker]

Write a check Ben, you big dummy... write a real big check.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Last night's episode of South Park was dedicated mostly to Tiger Woods and his dirty, dirty sex scandal, but show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone left some room for Ben Roethlisberger(notes), too.
Large Benjamin appeared in a couple of scenes with a bunch of other celebrity "sex addicts," including Bill Clinton, David Letterman, Charlie Sheen, Eliot Spitzer, David Duchovny and Michael Douglas. Animated Ben didn't have a lot of lines, but was generally portrayed as a big, cross-eyed, dopey oaf.
I'd love to embed a clip here, but South Park language and content prevents me from doing so. You can see it here. Again, I warn you of the profanity and naughtiness.
In other Roethlisberger news, TMZ is reporting that he has -- forgive the expression -- pulled out of the Kraft Nabisco Championship Celebrity Pro-Am golf tournament scheduled for March 30 and 31st. No big surprise there. Roethlisberger isn't exactly embracing the media spotlight these days.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner