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  • Mr Walker
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2536

    How Gay is your Team's QB

    Pretty funny shit...

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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    "Jay Cutler - Emo Quarterback"









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913

      #3
      You know my QB ain't gay, rape accusations aside...
      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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      • atomicpunk5151
        Head Fluffer
        • Aug 2004
        • 444

        #4
        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
        You know my QB ain't gay, rape accusations aside...
        Big Ben is "Negitive Gay".

        Go Steelers!

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        • indeedido
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2293

          #5
          this is the worst......


          This space for rent.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16751

            #6
            Originally posted by chefcraig
            "Jay Cutler - Emo Quarterback"

            The crybaby of the NFL. What's the betting by mid-season the fans in Chicago will tear him to pieces?

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              The crybaby of the NFL. What's the betting by mid-season the fans in Chicago will tear him to pieces?
              Worse yet, the don't even have Rex Grossman to kick around or blame anymore, as he signed with Houston and became injured minutes later.









              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16751

                #8
                Originally posted by chefcraig
                Worse yet, the don't even have Rex Grossman to kick around or blame anymore, as he signed with Houston and became injured minutes later.
                You mean the "The Biggest Douchebag Of The Second Half In Superbowl History " Grossman? Thought he faded right off the map after that fiasco. Correct me if I wrong, but there has never been a QB out of Chicago worth a shit or worth remembering (besides McMahon who was an asshole ego-tripping himself upon the defense Chicago had at the time). An now we here in Denver have "Lefty" Orton - another season of shame to look forward to. *Sigh*

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  #9
                  FLAG! WHISTLE!

                  Illegal Contact
                  Offense
                  #17
                  Grabbing balls
                  100 yard penalty
                  player ejected
                  repeat 1st down


                  Jason Campbell must be gay. Every time he puts his hands in for the snap he forgets he's a professional quarterback and can't do his job.
                  I am guessing that the ass and balls of the center being in such close proximity to his hands prior to the snap gets him all flustered and he runs around like a jackass, forgets what he was doing, and can't score.

                  ~Dude must be gay~
                  Last edited by VanHalener; 08-27-2009, 02:57 PM.
                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                  • chefcraig
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    You mean the "The Biggest Douchebag Of The Second Half In Superbowl History " Grossman? Thought he faded right off the map after that fiasco. Correct me if I wrong, but there has never been a QB out of Chicago worth a shit or worth remembering (besides McMahon who was an asshole ego-tripping himself upon the defense Chicago had at the time). An now we here in Denver have "Lefty" Orton - another season of shame to look forward to. *Sigh*
                    Hell, even George Blanda couldn't do much there.
                    Other than Sid Luckman (4 Championships in the 1940s), the list is pretty damned meager.









                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625

                      #11
                      Ex QB's count? If so, Ryan Leaf is way gay.
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567

                        #12
                        A.) I'm pretty sure "my quarterback," Trent Edwards, is at least bi-curious (by nature of his timid, fawn-like decision making). I'm pretty sure he likes the poon and is also hetero-curious. But like his play on the field, he can never actually take a chance and "close-the-deal" with a girl...

                        B.) How does the fucking quarterback of the motherfucking Detroit Lions get girls? Seriously?



                        Does he tell them his name is "Tom Brady?"

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                        • Mr Walker
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2536

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          A.) I'm pretty sure "my quarterback," Trent Edwards, is at least bi-curious (by nature of his timid, fawn-like decision making). I'm pretty sure he likes the poon and is also hetero-curious. But like his play on the field, he can never actually take a chance and "close-the-deal" with a girl...

                          B.) How does the fucking quarterback of the motherfucking Detroit Lions get girls? Seriously?



                          Does he tell them his name is "Tom Brady?"
                          Boobs fucking rule!

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                          • High Life Man
                            Commando
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1286

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            The crybaby of the NFL. What's the betting by mid-season the fans in Chicago will tear him to pieces?
                            Who will be run out of town first?

                            Cutler, Bradley or Pinella?

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16751

                              #15
                              Cutler - because I don't know anything about the other two.

                              I also don't know how the fans in Chicago treat their players who fuck up as bad as Cutler did/does. The guy may have a strong arm but he lacks talent in making keen decisions due to his immaturity on and off the gridiron. If his attitude in Chicago is anything like it was here when the press asked him post-game just what in the fuck he was thinking and he could only reply "I...I...er, I just hike the ball, I don't answer questions" I give him 7 games before he is pulled and replaced.

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