Tiger Woods briefly hospitalized after crash outside his home

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #46
    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
    I don't think she's a goddess by any means, but to say that she "not even slightly attractive" is ridiculous.

    LMAO @ Hairmageddon however
    She aint no Dana Perino
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16339

      #47
      Originally posted by LoungeMachine

      Butter face, man hands, and Hairmageddon
      In my modeling days I ran across many girls who all looked this this. As cliche as it sounds most were manipulative thrill-seekers searching for a sugar daddy or two and strictly based their interest a man's money and not his "personality." Most also were pathological liars who would tell me stories of how they all dropped out of their perspective rocket science program at the local (community) college because, y'know as great as it is working for NASA can be it won't get you on the cover of Vanity Fair.

      Her butter face stems from too much sun, the hair, eh, too much peroxide treatment(s) and the man hands are a bit ironic to me in the sense she's never worked a day in her life.

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      • standin
        Veteran
        • Apr 2009
        • 2274

        #48
        Ehh, I think she is kinda cute. She looks likes a "Chrissy"
        What is her name anyway?
        To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
        MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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        • Fairwrning
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11371

          #49
          Oh shit..this chick has hired Gloria Allred ...talk about an attorney that loves a spotlight...not blondie but the NY tramp

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16339

            #50
            Oh, did I mention most were also gold diggers?

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #51
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Oh, did I mention most were also gold diggers?
              She'll probably take Tiger for a quarter-billion or more....



              She wasn't worth it, Tiger.
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • standin
                Veteran
                • Apr 2009
                • 2274

                #52
                Tiger's wife hired and attorney?
                To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                • Fairwrning
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11371

                  #53
                  No..the tramp in NY that Woods screwed around with has hired an attorney...http://www.cnn.com/2009/OPINION/11/3...gal/index.html
                  Last edited by Fairwrning; 11-30-2009, 08:59 PM.

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                  • standin
                    Veteran
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2274

                    #54
                    Is that a picture of Elin Wood's wife or the female named Rachael?
                    They both kinda look a like.
                    To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                    MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                    • fryingdutchman
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4133

                      #55
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      ....and still not even slightly attractive...



                      Butter face, man hands, and Hairmageddon
                      Glad to see I'm not the only guy here who wasn't totally enthralled by the pic of "Mrs. Woods."

                      Sure, she's attractive....but she looks totally plastic. It's a shitty picture to begin with. Overexposed, underexposed...skin tones all over the place.

                      Tiger could have bought himself a much better trophy wife....
                      Originally posted by perilouspete
                      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                      • fryingdutchman
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2005
                        • 4133

                        #56
                        The alleged mistress...



                        Possibly better looking, but it's hard to tell because she's wearing those fucking aviator glasses in every pic I found of her.

                        Couple the shades with the leather coat and scarf and she looks like Amelia Earhart on coke...

                        But the collagen-enhanced blowjob lips are a good start...
                        Originally posted by perilouspete
                        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                        • Sensible Shoes
                          Full Member Status

                          • Oct 2009
                          • 4648

                          #57
                          I like the blingring. Funny she can even lift her hand.

                          Oh dear.

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                          • Va Beach VH Fan
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 17913

                            #58
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            She aint no Dana Perino
                            Oh shit, almost spit my drink with that one...
                            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                            • Va Beach VH Fan
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 17913

                              #59
                              Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                              The alleged mistress...



                              But the collagen-enhanced blowjob lips are a good start...
                              Well said...

                              Yo homegirl, Maverick called, he wants his shades back....
                              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                              • Dr. Love
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7832

                                #60
                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                ....and still not even slightly attractive...



                                Butter face, man hands, and Hairmageddon
                                probably sharp knees

                                "The black in him bought a cadillac... the asian in him crashed it"


                                ...lol...
                                I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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