A few travel tips for those planning on going to see the world cup in South Africa.

[BITEYOASS]

You better listen to him before you blow all your money:

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[Seshmeister]

Who does he work for, the tourist board?

If we had qualified I would be going and it would take more than scare mongering from this guy to put me off. What he forgets is that things will be entirely different when a million fans take over his country.

Anyhoo I'll be sitting at home again.

[binnie]

Football is a bit of a girls game anyway.

Scotland's Rugby Team played like warriors on Saturday Sesh - did you see it?

[Seshmeister]

They always seem to play better when I miss them.

I was stuck on a plane trying to get home after the Steel Panther gig in London.