THWACK! The Golf Thread

[NIN1211]

Just read TW blamed mising the cut on "playing in altitude".
Also said his SW was going 142, 145. PW was going 160.
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm reaching for the 6 at 160.
Why would you play a course with those conditions
two weeks before a major? Isn't that like playing the Shell Houston Open
on those Bermuda greens the week before The Masters?

Their PW is not like ours.They are closed etc. etc. I'm with you 160 is a 7 or 6 iron....Just got the new Cobra Amp Driver.....WOW!!!

[Whorehey]

Par 5 11th hole yesterday. Sliced tee shot OB.
3 off the tee in the fairway. 4th right rough 155 out.
Proceeded to dump my 5th in the drink in front of the
green. Drop 6, 7 on the fringe about 40 feet away.
Poor chip and two putts later I carded a fucking ten.

Still shot 89. Can't wait to do it again Sunday.

Same hole two weeks later. Driver, nutted 3-wood, wedge
to three feet. Kick-in birdie.

Still shot 89. Took a ten on the par 5 3rd. Wish I
could stay away from the fucking blow up hole.

[ashstralia]

well done W. i'm in a slump at the moment.. this game does that to ya!

[Whorehey]

Yeah it does.48-41 yesterday I was on fire. With an insufferable
prick not playing well in my cart complaining
after every shot.

[ashstralia]

yeah, whinging playing partners are grrreat fun.

we're in winter here too, mate. miserable weather!

[Whorehey]

Winter, eh? Was wondering why you
hardly post here anymore.

[ashstralia]

yeah man, i'll start practising for the club champs in mid august- spring is september 1.

[Whorehey]

Whoreheys's British Open Prediction.
Matty Kuchar will win his first major.
Crazy? Like a fox! Royal Lytham is like a sponge
that has 205 bunkers.

[Whorehey]

Another prediction. Ernie Els and Paddy
Harrington will finish Top 10.

And that's 150. I think most of them are
in this thread.

[gbranton]

we're in winter here too, mate. miserable weather!

Rick Springfield said it was freezing there today.

[gbranton]

Whoreheys's British Open Prediction.
Matty Kuchar will win his first major.

I was all set to shite on your prediction to stir up discussion but I like this.

[Whorehey]

Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Rain with high in mid 50s.
Fahrenheit, Ash.
Welcome to the British Open.

[Whorehey]

Enter the Kuche!!!

Didn't shoot himself out of it today. TW made a nice showing also, but I'm skeptical after seeing his weekend performance in the previous two majors.

[Whorehey]

Snedeker with an awesome round today.
Mickelsen MC. Where's all this fucking rain
they were calling for?

[Whorehey]

Snedeker falling apart. Scott/Woods pairing tomorrow?
I may have to reschedule Mrs. Whorehey's birthday. She's
gonna be pissed...