Peyton Manning will be cut by Indianapolis Colts on Wednesday

[gbranton]

Fuck the Broncos. I hope Manning gets hurt in the first quarter of the first game, the team goes 0-16, Elway and Fox get fired, Elway gets caught masturbating in a pile of his own feces to bestiality porn, gets his name removed from the ring of fame and gets run over by a fucking truck.

[Bob_R]

Fuck the Broncos. I hope Manning gets hurt in the first quarter of the first game, the team goes 0-16, Elway and Fox get fired, Elway gets caught masturbating in a pile of his own feces to bestiality porn, gets his name removed from the ring of fame and gets run over by a fucking truck.

Don't hold back bro. Tell us how you really feel?

[gbranton]

Don't hold back bro. Tell us how you really feel?

OK, gimmie a minute to work on it.

[Kristy]

Looks like he a Bronco now. I look upon this as a first step to repair the Josh McDaniels damage.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/sport/peyton-manning/index.html?eref=igoogledmn_topstories

[gbranton]

It reminds me of a joke:

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



The Brocolons just went straight from the fourth floor to the sixth.

[Kristy]

Look, it's better than another season with Tebow.

[gbranton]

Look, it's better than another season with Tebow.

Better than being AFC West Champions? Better than sending the Steelers home? Better than being two games away from the Super Bowl?

[fourthcoming]

Manning is all about control. If he went to San Fran there is no doubt that him and Jim Harbaugh would be butting heads over offensive schemes. John Fox, on the other hand, seems to be one of the most innocuous coaches in the NFL to me, even the whole Tebowing nonsense never seemed to bother him as long as Denver was winning. Elway, for the most would allow Manning his "creative Freedom" to build an offense that is entirely based upon him. Since Manning really has what, maybe 4 to 5 years left him to play chances are high a Superbowl is not the apex of the agenda for singing with such-and-such as team as it would be about maintaining his legacy. Manning would like to go out putting up numbers rather than rings since the teams he is interested in seem to be about equal as winning a Superbowl - San Fran, even if Moss comes to play for them, will have their ass handed to them once again by The Giants, Packers, or Saints whether Manning was there or not.

The AFC West right now is the joke of the NFL: The Charges will continue to suck as long as Turner remains in control, The Raiders - eh, they are The Raiders, Kansas City is beyond dismal and Denver has this ridiculous Tebow circus. If anyone can turn the AFC West around it would be Manning.

This post is spot on. I guess I have to admit I was selfishly rooting for peyton to go to San Fran so I can watch my Giants and Eli beat peyton when it counts. Then again, there's no guarantee the G-Men are making it back.....nobody pulls off back to back super bowls anymore it seems. I totally agree about the harbaugh angle and that is probably a major reason he isn't going there. I just remember watching the NFC championship game last year and thinking.....fuck yea the Giants are playing great defense, but thank god the niners have Alex Smith and lousy receivers. Niners improved their offense a little bit, although I think Randy Moss is a one dimensial, washed up pansy who was always afraid to go over the middle. The Broncos did have a pretty decent defense last year and that was the main reason they won as many games as they did. I don't watch the Broncos on a regular basis obviously, but I think this kid Tebow is a winner....bottom line. He's never going to be Johnny Unitas but the guy wins....who cares about the religious crap....he's a gamer. Untill he shows up at a shoot out at a strip bar at 3 am like so many of these other hypocrite NFL players who are always pointing to the sky when they do something good, or thanking God all the time but not actually living like a decent human being, I'm willing to give the dude the benefit of the doubt.

[gbranton]

This post is spot on. I guess I have to admit I was selfishly rooting for peyton to go to San Fran so I can watch my Giants and Eli beat peyton when it counts. Then again, there's no guarantee the G-Men are making it back.....nobody pulls off back to back super bowls anymore it seems. I totally agree about the harbaugh angle and that is probably a major reason he isn't going there. I just remember watching the NFC championship game last year and thinking.....fuck yea the Giants are playing great defense, but thank god the niners have Alex Smith and lousy receivers. Niners improved their offense a little bit, although I think Randy Moss is a one dimensial, washed up pansy who was always afraid to go over the middle. The Broncos did have a pretty decent defense last year and that was the main reason they won as many games as they did. I don't watch the Broncos on a regular basis obviously, but I think this kid Tebow is a winner....bottom line. He's never going to be Johnny Unitas but the guy wins....who cares about the religious crap....he's a gamer. Untill he shows up at a shoot out at a strip bar at 3 am like so many of these other hypocrite NFL players who are always pointing to the sky when they do something good, or thanking God all the time but not actually living like a decent human being, I'm willing to give the dude the benefit of the doubt.

Lots of good stuff in this post. My thoughts:

Randy Moss: You left out THUG. Should read one dimensional, washed up, pansy thug...

Alex Smith: Better than you think, he now has an actual coach for the first time in his pro career, but their recievers ARE shite.

Tebow: Agree 100%, he's a gamer, a winner at every level in football (and in life) and won this year in spite of Elgay trading away their best reciever (I think partly to sabatoge Tebow's chances), which left them empty handed at reciever and running the ball with a washed up Willis that ain't nobody talking about.

[sadaist]

....brilliant in the regular season....so so in the playoffs.

Ah...the Chargers from last decade.

Well, with him going to Denver I get to see him twice a year against my Chargers. Phillip Rivers is a superior QB.

[fourthcoming]

Rivers is a good QB....just can't figure him out. If their never going to get rid of Norv, then he may want to think about getting out himself. I gained alot of respect for him a few years back in the playoffs against New England. The guy was so beat up but he gave everything he had. He's got to lower his number of picks though....but I think he's a bit of a gunslinger. How norv Turner is still the coach is beyond me. I'm still amazed at how the Jets went into San Diego twice and beat the Chargers in the playoffs. As a Giants fan, I am still shocked sometimes that Eli has 2 rings. I can remember saying the Giants would never win with him. I have to say now that the dude is clutch. I think coaching in football matters alot....not so much in other sports. It still does to some degree, but I think in football it really makes a difference.

[gbranton]

This just in: The Broncos trade Tim Tebow to the Jets in exchange for two draft picks and an undisclosed number of pictures of John Fox's wife's feet.

[gbranton]

More NFL news: Free agent QB Caleb Hanie is visiting the Denver Brocolons today and I can 100% honestly say that as a big fan of the Chicago Bears and Tim Tebow I am VERY excited about the prospect of Hanie backing up Manning, as are all the defensive backs in the AFC West. I can think of very few people I'd like to see in under center more when Peyton goes down. MAYBE JaFatass Russell.....that is if Ryan Leaf or Joey Harrington don't want to come out of retirement.

[Nickdfresh]

"Christian" Charlatan Televangelist Wishes Injury on Manning

Pat Robertson, smarmy lying cunt...


Pat Robertson believes Peyton Manning should get hurt this year
By Chris Chase |

If Pat Robertson's vision of theological payback comes true, Peyton Manning will be injured this season as retribution for the Denver Broncos getting rid of Tim Tebow.

The televangelist was speaking recently on "The 700 Club," which is apparently still on television. He recited Tebow's accolades from the 2011 season and wondered whether the Broncos were tempting fate by leaving him off their 2012 ark.

[ Michael Silver: Tim Tebow trade could work out well for Mark Sanchez, Jets]

"And you just ask yourself," Robertson said, "OK, so Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he's been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback. And in my opinion, it would serve them right."

Hey, what did Peyton do? He went to the team that wanted him the most. The Broncos were the ones who cast their wandering eyes elsewhere and besmirched the sanctity of the quarterback-franchise marriage! Wish a locust attack on the team or pray that Denver has to go play Detroit in a literal Lions den.

If any individual deserves a smiting, it's John Elway. Turn him into a pillar of salt! He's the one who cast Tebow out to the wilderness of eastern New Jersey, where he'll wander in the Meadowlands for 40 games and part traffic on the Turnpike.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/pat-robertson-believes-peyton-manning-hurt-142935112.html

[sadaist]

Pat Robertson believes Peyton Manning should get hurt this year
By Chris Chase |

First. Do you guys ever read Chris Chases articles? Worst ever. Thome can write better. The comments sections are always just brutal on the guy. So much fun.


Anyways. About Peyton. He is just doing what he has to do. he didn't fire Tebow. He didn't fire himself from the Colts. And I don't blame Denver for getting him.

But I must say, like or dislike Tim Tebow or think he is a terrible QB....dude has been handling this mess with enormous class & dignity. Peyton being interviewed, hired, all the stories, going to the Jets, the deal stopping, re-starting, all the criticism, etc..... The guy has a lot of class. Good dude indeed. He has all my respect. So I really would like to se him play well as QB. I like to see nice guys like him do well.


AND FUCK CHRIS CHASE!!