NFL Bad Lip Reading (Hysterical!)

[WARF]

You must watch this!

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[Anonymous]

Ok, I hadn't watch that 'cuz I don't click top YouTube videos, but now I'm glad you posted it.

I said it before & I'll say it again - the Army filters the net better than Google & hits the ball in suggestions better than any top advertising firm.

Plus, our trolls are better!

Cheers! :bottle:

[ashstralia]

my mates and i fell about laffing at this!!!!

here's the transcript...


[Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL] Source: LYBIO.net
How you feeling?
Ahh, egg roll.
I wish I had a breeze runnin’ down my leg
I’d kill for a cookie
Stingray, a double-sided Scooby Snack.
Yeah, we pick our hotel
Help me burn that old man.
I can’t, dude.
Yes, you can. Let’s frickin’ burn that guy
Hit him on the eyeball
Hey, don’t offend me.
Can I have this sloth?
A skunk!
I can’t believe there’s a manhole and he fell in it!
I want it now!
I want cake NOW!
I want it now!
I found Fido!
Hey, I found Fido!
I found Fido you guys!
Stank!
Ham bone?
Hmm?
Hey, I’d love to get you a Mai Tai!
Come on, I’ll make it myself.
Is that a bother?
Ah-AHH-ah-ah-ahhhhh
What’s wrong with him?
Ooh, I’m WHITE!
Stop doin’ heroin!
Source: LYBIO.net

I dare you to spit in that guy’s drink…

I went out with a girl this weekend
And we just kept having a ball
Then I come over to hang out after the game, and it’s just
Her floor’s just bean bags.
So that’s when I’m a jerk to her, ’cause I’m all
“Come pick up all your floor bags! You ain’t living in South-East Asia!”
You gotta make a 45-degree like this
And use froggy voice when you ate old fruit salad
mmmmm-muhhh
I encompass, and I eclipse
You got the hiccups.
The vet said, “Dude,” he said, “Your cat’s just pregnant”
And said, “Okay, so I won’t go and kick her.”
Pretty female parts.
You took three chomps and then threw your hotdog up over here!
I got thirteen snakes over here!
Dude, I’ll have your money.
You better.
And then you could buy a pregnant cow!

I showed you that girl’s pictures, right?
Look, I brought you a potion
And it’s gonna work great ’cause it’ll make you run.
And you brought your potion, right?
You’re dead to me.
I’d fight for this man
He’s got a Frisbee
Breast lump!
You got an orange peanut?
Yeah
An orange peanut?!
Mmm-hmm
For me?
That’s right.
Aw
Wow
An orange peanut?
Well I accept you.

Finger time.

I made some chicken rolls.
Get me a fur at the fancy pawn shop and get a beard!

Source: LYBIO.net

[sadaist]

OMFG! That was awesome Warf. Thanks for posting cause I don't think I would have seen this otherwise. Now I have a new thing to enjoy.

[ashstralia]

mai tai guy is will ferrell's brother, right?

[ashstralia]

i'd love to see one done for our game. that's RRugby LLeague.

mate against mate, state against state, the greatest game of all!!!

(the aussies will get what i'm bangin on about)