Tebow Gets Bitch Slapped By A F A T Boy

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  • Kristy
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    • Aug 2004
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    Tebow Gets Bitch Slapped By A F A T Boy

    "Tim took the news very well, and handled it like a true professional,” continued Ryan. “Honestly, I think he was more confused than anything else.”

    So prayer does work in football after all? Been nice knowing ya, Timmy.

    Former Oakland Raider QB JaMarcus Russell, despite not actually being under any contract, is currently ahead of Tim Tebow on the New York Jets QB depth chart, sources reported Thursday.…
  • chefcraig
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    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    Patriots Not Sure Which Jets QB They’ll See Sunday: The One Who Can’t Throw, Or That Other One Who Can’t Throw









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • WARF
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      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #3
      Jamarcus Russell to Jeremy Kerley is gonna put a lot of butts in the seats...

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      • Little Texan
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 4579

        #4
        Hey, Snatchez throws the ball very well, just to the other team.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #5
          Originally posted by Little Texan
          Hey, Snatchez throws the ball very well, just to the other team.
          His running game is quite impressive, as well.










          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • WARF
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            • Jan 2004
            • 15347

            #6
            I think Tebow could have been a decent quarterback in this league if Peyton Manning didn't go to Denver.

            He is a winner, and knows how to win games.

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49563

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              "Tim took the news very well, and handled it like a true professional,” continued Ryan. “Honestly, I think he was more confused than anything else.”

              So prayer does work in football after all? Been nice knowing ya, Timmy.

              http://profootballmock.com/jamarcus-...s-depth-chart/
              Which F A T boy? Ryan or JeMarcus Russell?

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              • Nickdfresh
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                • Oct 2004
                • 49563

                #8
                Originally posted by WARF
                I think Tebow could have been a decent quarterback in this league if Peyton Manning didn't go to Denver.

                He is a winner, and knows how to win games.
                You're out of you're mind, he has the worst mechanics ever. He won because the Broncos dusted off a 100 year old offense using the QB as an option running back. He'll never start in this league again, and will be lucky to catch on as a slash-back...

                Even Baby-Jesus can't turn him into a pocket passer...

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                • WARF
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                  You're out of you're mind, he has the worst mechanics ever. He won because the Broncos dusted off a 100 year old offense using the QB as an option running back. He'll never start in this league again, and will be lucky to catch on as a slash-back...

                  Even Baby-Jesus can't turn him into a pocket passer...
                  I don't care about all the mechanics, he was 7-4 as a starter.

                  I kinda wanna see him get a chance somewhere.... maybe Arizona?

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                  • chefcraig
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                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    #10
                    Originally posted by WARF
                    I don't care about all the mechanics, he was 7-4 as a starter.

                    I kinda wanna see him get a chance somewhere.... maybe Arizona?
                    Mechanics are everything, and Tebow is a C-grade tight end, at best. Once a year, he should have the ball shoved his way for some sort of improvised option pass, yet other than that, his skill set just hasn't developed toward the point of being an NFL QB. Did he win in Denver? Obviously. But that is like saying that my first wife's pot roast didn't kill anybody the first few times she unleashed it at dinner parties and company picnics.









                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • Nickdfresh
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                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49563

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WARF
                      I don't care about all the mechanics, he was 7-4 as a starter.

                      I kinda wanna see him get a chance somewhere.... maybe Arizona?
                      Right. He was winning as a starter, because of the reason I mentioned. They simply ran an old school wildcat that became passe by the early 1970's with the emergence of higher quality quarterbacks that could consistently read defenses and throw. But just like in the case of "The Wildcat," teams adjust and he became less effective. What did Tebow do in NY? He couldn't even unseat that fuckwit Sanchez, who also won a bit early, but now sucks harder than a whore in the Bronx during Fleet-week...

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                      • cadaverdog
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                        • Aug 2007
                        • 8955

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                        Right. He was winning as a starter, because of the reason I mentioned. They simply ran an old school wildcat that became passe by the early 1970's with the emergence of higher quality quarterbacks that could consistently read defenses and throw. But just like in the case of "The Wildcat," teams adjust and he became less effective. What did Tebow do in NY? He couldn't even unseat that fuckwit Sanchez, who also won a bit early, but now sucks harder than a whore in the Bronx during Fleet-week...
                        Winning is winning. Why couldn't some other team try running the "Wildcat"? Seems to me he was a come-back dude rather than a fader. NY never gave Tebow a chance.
                        Beware of Dog

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Tebow hasn't really lost yet. I think he deserves a shot at starter to prove himself or crash & burn. I just don't get this league where you win but don't get to play because you don't look right on paper. Same thing with Marty Schottenheimer getting fired after a 14-2 season. Let Tebow start. When he goes 3-13 and throws 24 interceptions, cut his ass & never have to hear from his fans again.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • Nickdfresh
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                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49563

                            #14
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            Winning is winning. Why couldn't some other team try running the "Wildcat"? Seems to me he was a come-back dude rather than a fader. NY never gave Tebow a chance.
                            Every team runs the "Wildcat," including the Jets. Tebow sucked when he started and failed his tryout because he throws like a girl, albeit a very butch lesbian one. He also hasn't done well in relief after Dirty Sanchez got pulled nor has he done much in the Wildcat. And running QB's don't tend to last very long, just ask RGIII. And he can actually throw...

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49563

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              Tebow hasn't really lost yet. I think he deserves a shot at starter to prove himself or crash & burn. I just don't get this league where you win but don't get to play because you don't look right on paper. Same thing with Marty Schottenheimer getting fired after a 14-2 season. Let Tebow start. When he goes 3-13 and throws 24 interceptions, cut his ass & never have to hear from his fans again.
                              If you give him a great, and I mean great, offensive line with a lot of weapons around him, Tebow might be okay. The problem is that there are few of those teams around and they already have franchise QB's who can make big throws to the marquee WR's...

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