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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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The religious reich misinterpretation of scripture that always cracks me up is the whole Sodom & Gomorrah thing.
They want you to believe that my Former Employer was SO pissed off at a couple of gay guys that He nuked all of Sodom county over this (and the story never does tell us exactly what Gomorrah did, in either case).
Yet the only survivors of this local holocaust (or homocaust, if you believe the right wing interpretation) is an old guy named Lot and his two teenage daughters. (Mrs. Lot made it out of the city, but then she made a dumb move and turned into a big salt shaker).
So then Lot's daughters.... who aren't named in the scripture, but let's call them Jenna & Tonic for the sake of argument... get the brilliant idea to get dear old dad shitfaced and fuck his brains out because.... well you know he got our boyfriends killed and some stuff.
So gay sex bad, drunken incest good. That's really the "moral" lesson you want to go with??Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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So, we're supposed to believe the faux devil's lies about the Bible ???
Hahahahahahaha...
Tell us another one...
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Actually, that's not correct....
After Cain bashed his brother Abel's skull in, my Former Employer told him to get his ass out of Eden, so he went east to a place called Nod, where he "knew" his wife.
Right there, that tells you two things....
1) There was somewhere to go besides Eden, where Adam & Eve's family was. It was called "Nod".
2) There were already people in Nod, and some sort of civilization, before Cain showed up. One of those people being the chick that he married.
Of course that kinda throws a monkey wrench into the whole idea of ALL human life originating from Adam & Eve. But maybe that was never the point of the story to begin with.
The Bible was never meant to tell the story of all people.... just one particular group of people, with the Old Testament being the history of JC's earthly ancestors, and the New Testament starting off with JC Himself and continuing with His followers after He went back upstairs.
Of course, I'm featured in both testaments. But that's just how a Devil rolls......
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Death metal, of course. Probably founded by a member of the Phelps family.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Read what I said there again, Mr. Presley.
In short, it's basically JC's family history, and in a larger context, the Jews, since that's the tribe He came from.
But obviously my Former Employer put some other people on the planet as well, since (as I said) Cain had some other place to go, there was a woman there to marry him, and my Former Employer "marked" Cain, so the folks there wouldn't kill him. Which would not have been necessary if the only other people on Earth were his mommy and daddy, since they already knew what he looked like.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Never really looked into who Adam and Eve's kids banged but Noah banged his daughters after they got him drunk. I'm not sure if they waited till they were on shore or not. Whatever happened before that is a moot point because they were the only people who were left alive after the 40 day rainstorm.Beware of DogComment
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