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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347
    #7426
    The fucked up part about the, "Eyebrary Story" is he was fucking stoned too. What happened? Did he fucking chief one up in his car before entering the building? Imagine a bunch of nerdy losers and old people walking around lookin' at books.... meanwhile you got some fucking BAKED-OUT motherfucker with bloodshot eyes... frantically searchin' the waiver wire for a third baseman... while tryin' to hammer out a fucking trade involving J.J. Putz!!! lmao

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      • DlocRoth
        ROCKSTAR

        • Jan 2004
        • 5521
        #7427
        FUCK!!

        My old lady WAS taking a nap until I read that and got a visual......I still can't stop laughing.....

        "Know your dope fiend! Your life may depend on it."
        Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15347
            #7428
            LOL
            Eyes got Ken Griffey Jr. too...
            I wonder if anyone told him he doesn't play for the mariners anymore..
            lmao
            Maybe Pojo should suspend Eyes, and put him in a substance abuse program as commissioner!!!!

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              • WARF
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 15347
                #7429
                Eyes is lurking now lol....

                He must be pretending to buy an "apple computer" and using the internet when the salesman ain't lookin...

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                  • DlocRoth
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5521
                    #7430
                    LOL no shit!

                    Remember that Pirates pitcher...Dock Ellis?

                    He admitted to dropping acid before he pitched a no hitter in 1970!!!

                    Read this shit!! ROFL

                    LSD and the No-Hitter
                    http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm
                    Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                      • DlocRoth
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5521
                        #7431
                        "Hmmmm...I think I'd like to look at a laptop now, kind sir. "

                        LOL

                        "Actually, I heard Dell makes a good computer as well. Standing there aint helping."
                        Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15347
                            #7432
                            Originally posted by DlocRoth
                            LOL no shit!

                            Remember that Pirates pitcher...Dock Ellis?

                            He admitted to dropping acid before he pitched a no hitter in 1970!!!

                            Read this shit!! ROFL

                            http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm
                            That is craziest fucking thing I ever heard!


                            Jerry Garcia should have picked a different career!

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                              • DlocRoth
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 5521
                                #7433
                                BWahahahahaha...

                                His excuse?

                                "I thought it was an off day."

                                Brilliant. Ahh the 70's.....

                                Fuck BALCO. Give me the blotter. ROFL
                                Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                  • DlocRoth
                                    ROCKSTAR

                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 5521
                                    #7434
                                    Peace out WARFy-poo....

                                    Since your post made me laugh so hard I woke my girl up.....I have to take her to a fucking movie now. Thanks alot, pal!!

                                    Later.... LOL
                                    Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                      • WARF
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 15347
                                        #7435


                                        hmmmm.... Jeff Weaver or Sidney Ponson???

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                                          • WARF
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 15347
                                            #7436
                                            Originally posted by DlocRoth
                                            BWahahahahaha...

                                            His excuse?

                                            "I thought it was an off day."

                                            Brilliant. Ahh the 70's.....

                                            Fuck BALCO. Give me the blotter. ROFL
                                            Fuck man...
                                            Imagine Johan Santana on acid....
                                            fuck the juice...
                                            Give pitchers some 'cid...

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                                              • redblkwht
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 4617
                                                #7437
                                                Originally posted by WARF


                                                hmmmm.... Jeff Weaver or Sidney Ponson???
                                                Id guess Eyes would take weaver..lol
                                                no doubt being a mariner.

                                                EUAS

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                                                  • Va Beach VH Fan
                                                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 17913
                                                    #7438
                                                    Originally posted by DlocRoth
                                                    LOL no shit!

                                                    Remember that Pirates pitcher...Dock Ellis?

                                                    He admitted to dropping acid before he pitched a no hitter in 1970!!!

                                                    Read this shit!! ROFL

                                                    http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm

                                                    And if you watch him in interviews now, you'd swear he was STILL on acid....

                                                    Dock was pretty damn good in the early '70's, but he might be best known for giving up the "transformer" home run to Reggie in the '71 All-Star Game in Detroit....

                                                    Check out the names of who hit homers in that game;

                                                    Johnny Bench
                                                    Hank Aaron
                                                    Roberto Clemente
                                                    Frank Robinson
                                                    Reggie Jackson
                                                    Harmon Killebrew
                                                    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                                    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                                    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                                      • DlocRoth
                                                        ROCKSTAR

                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 5521
                                                        #7439
                                                        Damn, WARFstradamus was almost right...

                                                        You are sweeping Eyes out except he has 2 fucking complete games this week....


                                                        What's even more messed up is you also have one.....

                                                        Strange days.....
                                                        Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                                          • Fairwrning
                                                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 11371
                                                            #7440
                                                            Jesus H Christ WARF...lmao..
                                                            I am not the guy who is dumping good players...

                                                            Adam Dunn for Vlad??!!
                                                            Tell me you arent serious

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