WWE Thread

[Ron Chi]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Former ECW star Grunge passes away

Grunge, whose age is believed to be 39, was said by friends to have never been the same since Petty's death.

Of course Grunge was never the same since Petty's (Flyboy Rocco Rock) passing away. PETTY WAS THE PE TAG TEAM! It was Petty who took all the insane bumps. It was Petty who had the aerial manuevers. Petty made the PE team a hardcore team. If you look back on PE and had a highlights, you'll see Petty on every one of them, not Johnny Grunge.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I had a nightmare once, when I was a kid, that HTM was gay and trying to fuck me in the butt. Scared the fuckin' crap out of me.

That is a NO BULLSHIT 100% TRUE story.

LOL I had the same dream. Im thinking he travels, at night, for his prey. :D I always liked the gimmick, but the asshole that plays the part, is such a mouthy prick. Making fun of Bret Hart, and talking like Bret did when he first had his stroke. He's a cruel fucker. Funny, but cruel. I remember he posted something about Kevin Nash on his site, something about adding Big Kev to his "ass kicking list"... Well Kev was on the radio show and when asked about this supposed list, Kevin said "Honky Tonk Man? I swear I seen him at the Chevron selling gas". :D

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Originally posted by Ron Chi
Of course Grunge was never the same since Petty's (Flyboy Rocco Rock) passing away. PETTY WAS THE PE TAG TEAM! It was Petty who took all the insane bumps. It was Petty who had the aerial manuevers. Petty made the PE team a hardcore team. If you look back on PE and had a highlights, you'll see Petty on every one of them, not Johnny Grunge.

BUT, they Both waved their arms equally. :D

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It's sad to say but there are better wrestling cards in the after life than there are right fuckin' here.

They should've went with Edge beating Cena for the belt and facing RVD for the title at WME. HHH could still wrestle Cena for the #1 contender spot and later face RVD at Backlash.

They also could've pushed for a Foley vs Flair match. Lots o' blood and scary bumps. I want to be entertained for my $60.

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of course in a perfect world Brock would come back and face off against Batista.

[tjvhou812]

its all about the game.........

HHH the headline.....and new wwe champ

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
its all about the game.........

HHH the headline.....and new wwe champ

HHH in the main event at Wrestlemania AGAIN, what a shock....

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Full Bug
HHH in the main event at Wrestlemania AGAIN, what a shock....

No kidding.

Prior to the 'Road to Wrestlemania' tournament, he was nowhere near the WWE Title in terms of storylines.

Amazing how he can just throw himself into the main event like that. (I guess being the boss's son-in law has its advantages).

It was so predictable -- everyone knew that HHH was going to get in and have a match with Cena for the title.

[Vinnie Velvet]

While I don't think Cena is a great champion -- he's been unable to get really over with the fans, I still think (if WWE goes this way) its pointless to give HHH another run with the title.

What for??

He was just World Champion last year.

What about Edge?? All of a sudden, he's out of the title picture. What about RVD? After getting a shot at being the No. 1 Contender, he's out now too.

Who wants to see fatty Triple H wrestle no-talent John Cena for the title??

Boring.

I hope the World Title match (now between Kurt Angle and Randy Orton and rumoured to include Ray Mysterio) is going to be the Mania closing match.

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What about RVD? After getting a shot at being the No. 1 Contender, he's out now too.

The part that bugs me too is that RVD proved at ECW One Night Stand that he can cut great promo's if givin the chance, but of course since he has been back he has had zero mike time, and now HHH in the main event again, every week that goes by gets me a little closer to me not watching WWE anymore period, them using Eddie G's death for storylines with Randy Orton isnt impressing me either, I may start to try to follow whats going on in TNA instead, now would be a good time with them getting their primetime show coming up....

[Full Bug]

I just read that RVD did in fact do a promo last night, I must have missed that segment....

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Y2J says rock & roll no frills gets no better than AC/DC & says "Shake A Leg" is from "Back In Black". He says that Brian Johnson stated that he'd never sing that song again, because it's too high. Y2J says not only is it high, but it's gruf as well & says Johnson has b***s & he's singing high. He says that's a great choice & says Johnson's possibly the greatest replacement singer choice of all time. He says it's either Johnson or Iron Maiden's Blaze Bayley & says he's not sure which one it is. He says this leads us to a segway into another replacement singer & he's referring to Sammy Hagar for David Lee Roth & says he wants to talk a little about Eddie Van Halen.

Y2J says he met a photographer in Los Angeles at Zakk Wylde's Hollywood Rock Walk induction. He says that's not to be confused with the Hollywood Walk & says the Rock Walk's in front of the Guitar Center & the Hollywood Walk Of Fame's in Hollywood Boulevard. He says Zakk was inducted & also says he met a guy named Robert M. Knight. He says go on www.robertmknight.com & says you'll see the greatest photos in rock & roll history. He says Knight's been around since Jimi Hendrix & says he took photos of Hendrix & everyone in the last 40 years in between. He says that Knight told him that Eddie's not doing good because he told Knight that Eddie's 1 of his favorite guitar players & he says that Knight told him [in a Robert M. Knight impersonation] "he ain't doing so great buddy boy".

Y2J asks "what are you doing Eddie" & says Eddie's 1 of the greatest guitar players of all time & says Eddie's not recording with anyone. He says he don't care if Eddie gets back together with Van Halen, but tells him to do something like a blues record, a classical record, or something. He says instead we just have seen nothing or heard nothing from Eddie Van Halen in many years. He says we've seen David Lee Roth who replaced Howard Stern when Stern went to [as he says it] "The competition to XM Radio" [aka Sirius].

Anyhow Y2J says Sammy Hagar's still touring, putting out records, still being Sammy, sings like a dream & an awesome singer. He says basically Eddie's the forgotten man who's M.I.A. & says the glory days are far behind him. He says the glory days back when he'd take a dentist drill, hold it up to the pickup of his cramer or his peevee Wolfgang & he'd go completely insane. He asks as to what does "Poundcake" really mean & says think really hard & says he's sure you'll figure it out.

5. Plays Van Halen's "Poundcake", Sammy Hagar's "Mas Tequila" & David Lee Roth's "Sensible Shoes".

6. Y2J says "Sensible Shoes" is a song that you'd listen to on a lazy day with the top down, just driving down the road & thinking about girls. He says when that record came out back in '91, he had a '76 Valari, bottle green with rust. He says he bought that record & there was a girl that he liked named Holly who was from Okotoks, Alberta, Canada & says if she's listening, he says in an unusual accent: "I liked you, I REALLY liked you, I had crush on you". He says the record came out in February & says that was weird because he says whenever a Van Halen or David Lee Roth record came out when there was snow on the ground, it didn't quite resinate as well as it did when the sun was out.

Y2J says Van Halen music & David Lee Roth music should come out when the sun's shinning. He then says he was driving down the street in his '76 Valari & says that song [Sensible Shoes] came on & then Y2J sang some lyrics from it:"The gypsies said I blew my sazu, ah, come on" & says it was so laid back, almost as if Roth was a lounge singer. He says "Diamond Dave" now lives on the morning radio show time on NY's K-Rock [NOTE FROM JEFF, for those that care, it's not K-Rock/WXRK anymore, but it's now WFNY. Also for those interested, here's Roth's 92.3 profile: www.923freefm.com/pages/1287.php as well as a list of stations that carry his show: http://david.freefm.com .]

Y2J asks how's Roth done & says he hasn't heard much about it & says if you hear Roth's show, he's interested in your opinions & asks if Roth's show lives up to his show. He says he saw Paul McCartney a couple of months ago & says Rick Rubin was there. He says Rick's a "portly" guy who's bald with a huge beard, kind of fat, but a genius producer who's working with Red Hot Chilli Peppers. He says they're "Fixin" & says that's a southern term, to release their new record [as he pronounces it] "Stadia Arcadia" [NOTE FROM JEFF:I could be mistaken, but I believe the title is "Stadium Arcadium"].

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fuckin' neat.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
this is much better. Sandman vs Cactus Jack!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=hzRtsETiZIQ&search=sandman

Ha!

One word:

Methodical.

What a mat technician...

I've got a cuntpilation called "Sandman's Greatest And Not So Great."

It's like a "you decide" type deal.
:D

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
its all about the game.........

HHH the headline.....and new wwe champ

Fuck the boss' daughter, get to be champ....

HHH = Chump.