WWE Thread

[rustoffa]

LMFAO @ the face clean house!

[rustoffa]

Good grief....another brilliant job by the booking corps.

So...ummm, anybody gonna get Survivor Series?

[scottydabodi]

Man, that ending sucked.... the bookers really know how fuck up a good match.... Benoit could have a 5star match with a rubber chicken...

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Man, that ending sucked.... the bookers really know how fuck up a good match.... Benoit could have a 5star match with a rubber chicken...

The biggest problem with the WWE right now (IMO) is that they try to portray "real" type fighting, but in a slow sequence of step by step moves that make it look so OVER-exaggerated rather than "real" looking. The wrestlers while wrestling should move in a more "awkward timing" type wrestling, sort of like John Cena first started out doing. They should also be constantly argueing during there match in the ring. When is the last time you were in a fight? Theres a lot more noise between the people beating the shit out of each other, than what you see on tv. Also everyone is soooo green still. Too many "Uh uh uh's" in interviews. Orton should have stayed heel. Batista should have been the one to get a face turn, and push him like a silent monster, that way he does no interviews. (ala Goldberg) And they need to lose the baby killing idea... Holy Hell. Not only is it bad taste but its just not even interesting. Like who fuckin' cares... Lita was pregnant for how long? 3 months at best? (this is of course for those of us that want to actually believe she fucked Kane? )

[rustoffa]

Dropped angles, (shitty pun) stagnant story lines, etc.

Too much emphasis on the one "monster heel" stable.

The mid and lower cards are just a clusterfuck...you have to bulid legitimate heat from top to bottom.

You're right BT, someone should teach those greenie meanies how to sell a spoon to a bowl of soup.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
The biggest problem with the WWE right now (IMO) is that they try to portray "real" type fighting, but in a slow sequence of step by step moves that make it look so OVER-exaggerated rather than "real" looking. The wrestlers while wrestling should move in a more "awkward timing" type wrestling, sort of like John Cena first started out doing. They should also be constantly argueing during there match in the ring. When is the last time you were in a fight? Theres a lot more noise between the people beating the shit out of each other, than what you see on tv. Also everyone is soooo green still. Too many "Uh uh uh's" in interviews. Orton should have stayed heel. Batista should have been the one to get a face turn, and push him like a silent monster, that way he does no interviews. (ala Goldberg) And they need to lose the baby killing idea... Holy Hell. Not only is it bad taste but its just not even interesting. Like who fuckin' cares... Lita was pregnant for how long? 3 months at best? (this is of course for those of us that want to actually believe she fucked Kane? )

Well, Cena wrestled like that because he sucks as an in-ring performer... I'm an ECW guy and I want to see spectacular work, and dump these retarded angles... Kane and Lita? Fuck them. I could give a fuck what Triple H has to say for the first 15 minutes of every show. That's 15 minutes that Benoit could be in the ring, or Van Dam could be wrestling a 5star match... Man WWE is a fuckin' mess. Orton is still green, although he's becoming a star, Batista is a decent big guy(fuck Goldberg), but Lesnar was better. They've got some stellar talent with NO utilization. Jericho should be main event, and Carlito is US Champ in his debut match?!?!! Fuck that dude. And don't even get me started on how Vince ruined TAZ. All in all, WWE is just a whirlpool of bad ideas, with virtually NO interesting stuff whatsoever...

[Big Troubles]

See Angle taken down last week? The WWE should do more Shamrock, Puder, Blackman type matches. A more rapid fire "scrap" rather headlock, off the ropes, missed clothesline...Zzzz... :D I dont mind the wrestlers so much, but they need to amp themselves a bit more, and sell themselves to the live crowd more. That way their image will sell better for the tv audience. The average non wrestling fan knows who Austin, Rock, Hogan and Flair are. But the average non wrestling fan probably doesn't even know who Chris Jericho or Chris Benoit is, let alone a Randy Orton or a Batista. They need to grab the mass media's attention again. The last really good time was the Gay Wedding from Smackdown. Before that it was Tyson showing up on Raw. Right now everything seems to rushed and incoherent. They never stick with an idea longer than 3 weeks any more. Good Lord. Booker T face turn already? What happened to Hurricane's heel turn?
Face turn for Kane? I guess that will mean a heel turn for Matt Hardy now...? Back and forth and up and down but never back in time... A person will get dizzy watching this shit too closely. LOL

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Well, Cena wrestled like that because he sucks as an in-ring performer... I'm an ECW guy and I want to see spectacular work, and dump these retarded angles... Kane and Lita? Fuck them. I could give a fuck what Triple H has to say for the first 15 minutes of every show. That's 15 minutes that Benoit could be in the ring, or Van Dam could be wrestling a 5star match... Man WWE is a fuckin' mess. Orton is still green, although he's becoming a star, Batista is a decent big guy(fuck Goldberg), but Lesnar was better. They've got some stellar talent with NO utilization. Jericho should be main event, and Carlito is US Champ in his debut match?!?!! Fuck that dude. And don't even get me started on how Vince ruined TAZ. All in all, WWE is just a whirlpool of bad ideas, with virtually NO interesting stuff whatsoever...

Van Dam should have beaten Triple H months ago for that belt too. What a shame. I miss the old days when we had options on what wrestling we could watch. Thank god for vcr's and dvd's.

[scottydabodi]

Angle getting his arm twisted by the UFC guy WAS pretty funny. You could tell that Kurt didn't like it much! We need more EXCITEMENT, and less bs. More matches like Angle vs. Shane McMahon-where Shane O'Mac was suplexed through 2 panes of glass that refused to break!! I want to see these guys use their in-ring agility to the max, and gimme some 5star matches, whether it be UFC-style, or RVD style... just keep me on the edge of my seat, not zonked out on the sofa!! And MORE SPOTS, and SPOT TWISTS!! Johnny Ace has been workin' with Vince long enough to know how to work the spots to gain momentum in a match...

[Big Troubles]

I always pegged Ace as a "finish" booker only. The way Patterson used to. Maybe that's the problem, Ace booking matches. The wrestlers should be just told the finish and how, but that's it. Let them wrestle each and have some fun, instea dof it being so -written out-. Ugh. Yeah that Shane-O-Mac vs Angle match from King of the Ring was sweet.

[scottydabodi]

The Main eventers should be Benoit, Jericho, TAZ, Eddie, RVD, Booker T, and some other GREAT workers that I can't think of right now... Instead they're pushing Heidenreich to a main event vs. UT, and running a big push for Snitsky(roid-head). Gimme a fucking break!! Meanwhile, RVD has been jobbing to every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the roster for nearly 4 years now, with only a few IC title holds to show for it!! No World Title match, no non-title match, no push, no interview time, no NOTHIN!! RVD was unstoppable in ECW, and in WWE he's a chump, just like TAZ...

[scottydabodi]

KOTR!! Shane vs. Angle... really good match! And who woulda thought that Shane would be a good in-ring performer?? He even hit Vince with The Van Terminator before RVD made it to WWE...

[scottydabodi]

Come to think of it, how many matches has TAZ wrestled in WWE? Like 4? Pathetic misuse of talent, and character.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Come to think of it, how many matches has TAZ wrestled in WWE? Like 4? Pathetic misuse of talent, and character.

Yeah, but wasn`t there politics involved with that?

Something to do with his height and him having to wear a mask?

Like Rey Mysterio.

Anyone remember?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Yeah, but wasn`t there politics involved with that?

Something to do with his height and him having to wear a mask?

Like Rey Mysterio.

Anyone remember?

I dont recall him being asked to wear a mask, but I do know alot of wrestlers didn't want to sell or job to someone that was 5 foot fuck all. I liked the Taz character, but Vince didn't see anything past his entrance.