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[LoungeMachine]

hence why i left the band.
they actually suck worse than i do.
i'm better off playing in my own band.
at least my solo band has some potential.

Yet you post the links here.

Your solo band?

What the fuck was THE ACE DIAMOND EXPERIENCE then if not your solo band?

If that's a different drummer, then HE SUCKS TOO.

Dude, if you didnt know that any great band begins and ends with a great, SOLID drummer, than thicker than I thought.

Yes, drummers are drooling idiots with the IQ of peanut butter, but you NEED them to be the backbone.

You will suck less if you find a good drummer.

Of course finding a good drummer that wants to play with YOU may be a challenge.

[LoungeMachine]

there are few things worse than a midgit who thinks it can sing.......

Okay, I'll swing at the lob.......

Um.... you??



Sometimes even the low hanging fruit needs picking....

[ace diamond]

Okay, I'll swing at the lob.......

Um.... you??



Sometimes even the low hanging fruit needs picking....

tell that to mighty mike murga.

maybe he'll just sod off back to his gypsy encampment in hemet, ca
and go play with himself.

maybe if he got himself off half way decently he might just be slightly more bearable to put up with.

NOT!

[LoungeMachine]

tell that to mighty mike murga.

!

Tell him that you're worse than he is?

um, okay.

[Anonymous]

Dude, even if your shit is a parody, it's exactly that... shit.

Lounger said it very well... to do a decent parody, you have to at least know the basics of what you're doing... even if Steel Panther raised that bar to almost impossible heights, but nevermind that.

Thing is, you give people absolutely NO hint that you're doing a parody, as extremely bad playing can obviously come from lack of talent.

If it's NOT a parody, then... Jaysus! You do know that all that satanic bullshit just makes you look like a fucking retard, don't you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

When you're a blind, fat, untalented eunuch, those wednesday nights away from the computer and Dungeons and Dragons start to feel like they're part of a "scene"

Dude, I like Dungeons & Dragons & computer games...

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Tell him that you're worse than he is?

um, okay.

no.....tell him he is far worse than me.

[Anonymous]

This was the PM ace sent me about his trolling:

hey man

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lounge,
i know we have had our disagreements in the past.
notwithstanding, i wish to make peace.

as a peace offering, i have high-quality boots. led zeppelin at the O2 arena from last month on video. I also have many audio boots.

I do not wish to quarrel with you any longer. besides, as you may recall, i admitted i was wrong and you were right on that one particular matter. must you continue whipping a dead dog, or will you let sleeping dogs rest in peace?

ace diamond

p.s. if you question my eye sight still, you are more than welcome to wear my glasses for a day.

Fuck, that's just wrong...

Look, rip this guy a new asshole, own him to oblivion, do whatever the fuck you like... but DON'T post PRIVATE messages, no matter who sent them to you.

PRIVATE! Get it?

Fuck, if Sammy Hagar sent me a PM admitting he's a fucking talentless hack & apologizing for ruining Van Halen, I wouldn't post it anywhere or tell anyone, because that's PRIVATE.

There so few sacred thing left... can't we have at least some PRIVACY?

Stop that shit, Lounge...

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Dude, even if your shit is a parody, it's exactly that... shit.

Lounger said it very well... to do a decent parody, you have to at least know the basics of what you're doing... even if Steel Panther raised that bar to almost impossible heights, but nevermind that.

Thing is, you give people absolutely NO hint that you're doing a parody, as extremely bad playing can obviously come from lack of talent.

If it's NOT a parody, then... Jaysus! You do know that all that satanic bullshit just makes you look like a fucking retard, don't you?

Cheers! :bottle:

dude,
it's dark comedy meets retard metal 101.........
like my late cousin once said-
"it's the way of the future"

[Anonymous]

dude,
it's dark comedy meets retard metal 101.........
like my late cousin once said-
"it's the way of the future"

Even so.

At least, play it properly.

Second, don't be blatant about it, but let people know it's an act. In-jokes are as lame as explained jokes.

You'll be amazed at how different people would respond at that shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck, that's just wrong...

Look, rip this guy a new asshole, own him to oblivion, do whatever the fuck you like... but DON'T post PRIVATE messages, no matter who sent them to you.

PRIVATE! Get it?

Fuck, if Sammy Hagar sent me a PM admitting he's a fucking talentless hack & apologizing for ruining Van Halen, I wouldn't post it anywhere or tell anyone, because that's PRIVATE.

There so few sacred thing left... can't we have at least some PRIVACY?

Stop that shit, Lounge...

Cheers! :bottle:

Nope.

Once you send it to me, it's mine.

Knowing this fact will keep the mouthbreathers from being 2 faced assholes.

I'm sick of these trolls acting all tough in PUBLIC, and aplogizing and kissing ass in PRIVATE.

Dont like it? Dont send me any then.

[LoungeMachine]

dude,
it's dark comedy meets retard metal 101.........
"

No, liar.

It's just bad.



really, really bad....

[ace diamond]

Even so.

At least, play it properly.

Second, don't be blatant about it, but let people know it's an act. In-jokes are as lame as explained jokes.

You'll be amazed at how different people would respond at that shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

it's kinda one of those deals where you just have to be there to witness it for yourself.
because unless you are there, it won't make a lick of sense.

[LoungeMachine]

it's kinda one of those deals where you just have to be there to witness it for yourself.
because unless you are there, it won't make a lick of sense.

oh, bullshit.

fucking bullshit.


jeez.

[ace diamond]

No, liar.

It's just bad.



really, really bad....

oh, so you are a michael jackson fanboy.........i bet you are a NAMBLA member too.