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**Anonymous** · 12-08-2009, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Nope.

Once you send it to me, it's mine.

Knowing this fact will keep the mouthbreathers from being 2 faced assholes.

I'm sick of these trolls acting all tough in PUBLIC, and aplogizing and kissing ass in PRIVATE.

Dont like it? Dont send me any then.

Don't worry, I won't.

Same as I'd never trust you.

Your doing it & actually believing you have the right to do it makes you worse than those two faced assholes.

Isn't it enough that they actually have the balls to apologize? Must you humiliate them afterwards?

Every time someone apologizes to me for shit they've done, I actually start respecting that person, in a sense... it takes a whole lot of balls to admit you're wrong about something.

If, on the other hand, he's the kind of person that apologizes but just keeps doing it, humiliation is encouraged, but never through those means.

How far will you go to win an argument? Is it even worth it?

Cheers! :bottle:

**LoungeMachine** · 12-08-2009, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond

oh, so you are a michael jackson fanboy.........i bet you are a NAMBLA member too.

your attempts at humor are as bad as your playing/singing....

maybe worse.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-08-2009, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker

Don't worry, I won't.

:

Mission accomplished.

Thanks.

And sorry, but I have no respect for anyone who apologizes IN PRIVATE, but then continues to fight and act tough in PUBLIC

That's a coward.

**Anonymous** · 12-08-2009, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond

it's kinda one of those deals where you just have to be there to witness it for yourself.
because unless you are there, it won't make a lick of sense.

You just pointed out exactly what's wrong with your act. And yet you insist on it.

Good luck, I guess... though I bet no amount of luck will ever help you... Gawd & Sedan themselves wouldn't be able to.

Cheers! :bottle:

**ThrillsNSpills** · 12-08-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond

no.....tell him he is far worse than me.

what do you like better, monkey shit or goat shit?

**ace diamond** · 12-08-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

oh, bullshit.

fucking bullshit.

jeez.

well then, lounge,
i triple dog dare you to come to one of my shows, film it, post it, and share the experience with the whole world.
on the 2 conditions that
1:the footage of the show itself is unedited, undoctored, unabridged and uncensored.
if you want to add your 2 pence commentary, do it at the end of the footage.
2:i got a copy of the raw footage for my own archives.

are you game?
and while you are at it, you can interview me, try my glasses on...
and since i know you would relish the chance to try and bust me on camera, the only off limits topics are my mother and my girlfriend and my
home.

those are private.
outside of those 3 things, fair game.

what do you say, lounge?

**LoungeMachine** · 12-08-2009, 06:07 PM

I should pay to torture myself, and lose a few days I'll never get back?

Dude, you could offer to bring the show to my living room, and have MTV film it, and I wouldnt/couldnt sit through it.

Id' rather be waterboarded by Dick Cheney live on VH1

**ace diamond** · 12-08-2009, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

what do you like better, monkey shit or goat shit?

rotten tomatoes and rancid meat will do just fine.

**ace diamond** · 12-08-2009, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

I should pay to torture myself, and lose a few days I'll never get back?

Dude, you could offer to bring the show to my living room, and have MTV film it, and I wouldnt/couldnt sit through it.

Id' rather be waterboarded by Dick Cheney live on VH1

dude, i am offering you a chance of a lifetime for the biggest showdown possible between me and you, to either put up or shut the fuck up,
and you wanna wuss out?

for a guy who has no shame, you are showing a conscience.
there is a chink in your armor after all.

lounge is afraid that if he took me up on my offer, that i might actually be telling the truth, and he would be a party to helping me prove it.

gee, then he would have to admit he was wrong and actually apologize.......what a concept.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-08-2009, 06:39 PM

No moron....

I'm saying your shitty playing/singing/gigs arent worth MY time and money.

God, don't be so stupid.

You can't attract 6 people to a show who live withing walking distance to the venue.

WTF would I travel 1,000 miles to hear you fuck up Wild Thing in some shitty bar.

Hey, big talker.

Come to Seattle, book a gig here in a real club, and I'll come film it.

Put up or shut up, dumbass.

Check Greyhound. I know you only travel first class.

**ThrillsNSpills** · 12-08-2009, 06:48 PM

Because it's better to watch you fuck up Wild Thing at an Italian restaurant on a Wednesday night within driving distance.

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Keep the setlist the same but throw in this song as the 4th one in the set.
It would make a strong contrast.
Just for the look on the faces of the people in the audience it would be worth it, after the screaming and bashing tunes .

Of course it might require some work to learn.

**ace diamond** · 12-08-2009, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

Because it's better to watch you fuck up Wild Thing at an Italian restaurant on a Wednesday night within driving distance.

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Keep the setlist the same but throw in this song as the 4th one in the set.
It would make a strong contrast.
Just for the look on the faces of the people in the audience it would be worth it, after the screaming and bashing tunes .

Of course it might require some work to learn.

oh, i suppose i could borrow and acoustic and play this nice little instrumental piece i wrote about 10 years ago, the first thing i ever wrote,
called "sweet pea" and play that.

although since i have not played that song in about 5 years, i would have
to spend the time it would take me to listen to the song and re-learn it to make sure i
play it properly.

**Anonymous** · 12-08-2009, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by jhale667

The heads are solid-state, so they're not much better than his Crate anyway...the cabs do make them look more impressive though.

Wow, those are really pretty bad...

Geez, dude - I mean, my last cover bad was drunk most of the time and we sounded better...even playing in near total darkness...

<a style="font: Verdana" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=37430 34">RuKuS - American Woman @ Melody's Bar</a> <object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3743034,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3743034,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object> <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://www.myspace.com/daction_productions">D.Action Productions</a> | <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://vids.myspace.com">MySpace Video</a>

We even played some Weezer for the kiddies...lol

 <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=20398 093">Hash Pipe</a> <object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=20398093,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=20398093,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object> <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://www.myspace.com/raadmusic">Richard</a> | <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=videos">MySpace Music Videos</a>

Notice, Ace/Cavey...people are cheering, dancing and enjoying themselves, not heckling...

Well, I don't usually waste time by watching the youtubes people post, but glad I did just now...

Kickass!

Stellar performance, brutha... so, you the old geezer, or the long-haired punk? I'm assuming you're the one who needs a haircut, as the elderly gentleman is playing what appears to be a bass? Video is really bad.

Still, tight band, & playing like a cover band should play... drunk.

I wouldn't leave the bar with a band like that playing. Even if Weezer.

Cheers! :bottle:

**ThrillsNSpills** · 12-08-2009, 08:32 PM

I wonder what the two-fingered oblivion scale version of a Joe Pass tune would sound like.

**ThrillsNSpills** · 12-08-2009, 08:39 PM

So we're supposed to think this show makes sense when you see it live.

Only if I can run sound and insert a laugh track at key moments.

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