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  • ace diamond
    Full Member Status

    • Sep 2004
    • 3863

    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Actually, since my taxes pay for you sitting around all day collectng SSDI and eating yourself sick, I guess it is....



    Try a salad
    you are wrong on 3 counts.

    1. you do not live in california.
    2. i only eat one meal a day.
    3.i do eat salad rather often.
    this gives me a good reason to use vinegar.
    other wise i would just drink the vinegar all day.
    i have been drinking regina red wine vinegar since i was 3 or 4 years old.
    i love that stuff!

    sometimes the salad is lettuce, and sometimes it is raw spinach.
    and on occasion it is both mixed together.
    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      Originally posted by ace diamond
      what a bunch of seriously delusional and egomaniacal fucking assholes this place is
      overloaded with.
      smart-asses and severe cynics beware.

      We aim to please!
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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      • ace diamond
        Full Member Status

        • Sep 2004
        • 3863

        Originally posted by kwame k
        We aim to please!
        sure thing.
        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          Originally posted by ace diamond
          ...i only eat one meal a day.
          Yeah, bet it starts at 7AM and ends only when you waddle into bed at night.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302

            Originally posted by ace diamond
            you are wrong on 3 counts.

            1. you do not live in california.
            2. i only eat one meal a day.
            3.i do eat salad rather often.
            this gives me a good reason to use vinegar.
            other wise i would just drink the vinegar all day.
            i have been drinking regina red wine vinegar since i was 3 or 4 years old.
            i love that stuff!

            sometimes the salad is lettuce, and sometimes it is raw spinach.
            and on occasion it is both mixed together.
            Wow, just plain wow! Vinegar shots? I'll stick to Jack.


            Your one meal a day lasts 8 hours though, right?
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              Originally posted by chefcraig
              Yeah, bet it starts at 7AM and ends only when you waddle into bed at night.
              Shit!!!!!!! Sorry Craig, I posted about the same thing.......serves me right for getting a refill.
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • ace diamond
                Full Member Status

                • Sep 2004
                • 3863

                Originally posted by chefcraig
                Yeah, bet it starts at 7AM and ends only when you waddle into bed at night.
                wrong.

                i only eat lunch.
                1 serving only.
                i don't have much money for food after i pay my rent and bills,
                so i have to make my stores last the month.
                trust me, it isn't much.
                i eat the same lunch every afternoon.
                and i tend to have it around 2pm.

                that way my food is well settled when tea time comes at promptly 3:30pm.
                so i have my afternoon cup of tea, and then i just drink water the rest of the day.

                that is my daily diet.
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                • kwame k
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 11302

                  Originally posted by ace diamond
                  wrong.

                  i only eat lunch.
                  1 serving only.
                  i don't have much money for food after i pay my rent and bills,
                  so i have to make my stores last the month.
                  trust me, it isn't much.
                  i eat the same lunch every afternoon.
                  and i tend to have it around 2pm.

                  that way my food is well settled when tea time comes at promptly 3:30pm.
                  so i have my afternoon cup of tea, and then i just drink water the rest of the day.

                  that is my daily diet.
                  So you're genetically fat and has nothing to do with eating
                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    Originally posted by ace diamond
                    you are wrong on 3 counts.

                    1. you do not live in california.
                    .

                    SSDI is FEDERAL you moron.



                    You may also recieve welfare from the state of Cali, but we on this board who WORK for a living pay your SS monies.

                    idiot.
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      Originally posted by kwame k
                      So you're genetically fat and has nothing to do with eating
                      i come from a long line of mountain people.
                      how else do you think we stay warm and survive the winter months?
                      hell, i love the cold.
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32576

                        Originally posted by ace diamond
                        i come from a long line of mountain people.
                        how else do you think we stay warm and survive the winter months?
                        hell, i love the cold.
                        Apaches are rather thin by nature, moron.



                        Another lie busted.......
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          Originally posted by ace diamond
                          i come from a long line of mountain people.
                          how else do you think we stay warm and survive the winter months?
                          hell, i love the cold.
                          Too many jokes.....input overload!
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302

                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            Apaches are rather thin by nature, moron.



                            Another lie busted.......
                            Considering they are from the warmer parts of the country.....

                            Not much up on your ancestry, Caps!
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              Originally posted by kwame k
                              Too many jokes.....input overload!
                              You just KNOW that family tree has too few branches......

                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                              • kwame k
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 11302

                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                You just KNOW that family tree has too few branches......

                                With all the weight on those branches I'm not surprised
                                Originally posted by vandeleur
                                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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