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ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin. -
Yes, I looked, and there wasn't a link or anything... I may look again.Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.Comment
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One would hope, just for the sake of mankind and the future of music in general....
But alas, I think CAPT BLINDSPOT actually thinks he's great, that the venues he plays are great, and his skills are mad.
Perhaps when they lopped off that nut at UCLA they also robbed him of his hearing.....Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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<object width="580" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8GGWDbW6jt8&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0 xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8GGWDbW6jt8&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0 xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"></embed></object>Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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Good thing you moved the lyric stand out of your way, or the 3 people there might not have been able to see you...
If THAT performance doesn't get you banned, nothing will.
Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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Your first step towards inprovement, ace, besides practicing your guitar, vocals, stage patter, etc.... is finding a fucking drummer that can actually play the drums....
Every video of your's has the following things in common:
Crickets chirping in between the 4 hecklers in the audience....
and terrible, terrible drumming.
However, perhaps you're smarter than I give you credit for. Perhaps the shitty drummers is on purpose, to distract people from your horrible playing.
Brilliant!!!! Brilliant, I say.
Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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Now I know how people who got in free could want their money back.
That's gotta be the same guitar player from the Paranoid basement video.
Hopefully the acting thing will fly though, better than Bloated lee Roth.Comment
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anyone looking for the Napalm video try vhtrading.com or jamtothis.com .
there's probably more links to find it. There's this new thing called Google.
it's napalm up your ace in here.
selling your soul to the Devil has obviously backfired in this case.Comment
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that guy is so fucking tone deaf it's far beyond funnt.
everyone in the band is always having to inform him, myself more than the others, that he is playing in the wrong key.
i have video of a version of "crazy train" where he plays the entire solo in the wrong key.
he was totally unaware of it until i mentioned it to him after the fact.Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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that is because i am the devil.
i actually have recorded a song called "I AM SATAN"
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ACEHOLE ROAST.
NAPALM FOR BREAKFAST, ANYONE?
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING.Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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Originally posted by hideyoursheepWhen Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.Comment
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