ok, folks........this is the ace diamond show!

[ace diamond]

WFT, are you bleating about, tubby? OH, OH, OH my GOD he, he, he failed

Just saying the word doesn't make it so

...but then again if anyone knows failure it's you.....

Failure at music....check.
Failure to work...check.
Failure to tell the truth....check.
Failure to stay in shape....check.

Man, it must suck just waking up and realizing that you have to go another day being you

nope.
i'm very happy being me.
i wouldn't have any other way.

[ace diamond]

Vinnie RAWKS!!

dude, that was truly vomit worthy........now i gotta clean up the puke off my monitor, you asshole!

[chefcraig]

dude, that was truly vomit worthy........now i gotta clean up the puke off my monitor, you asshole!

At last, you know how we feel.

[kwame k]

nope.
i'm very happy being me.
i wouldn't have any other way.

Come on man, then why do you have the overwhelming need for validation and sympathy from the internets

How's the super secret investigation into your "attack" going

[GO-SPURS-GO]

I believe it's called Delusions of Grandeur or Grandiose Delusions........

His "Record Company" is some guy, probably in his mother's basement.

Being in "The Studio" is really just recording home demos like we all do.

His "Label" 2 guys trying to make a buck off of morons like Ace.

Couldn't get out of his "Record Contract" and had "Creative Differences" with his "Label".......2 guys in their Mother's basement and Ace was bound to a 2 "Album" deal.......classic Ace

Yet to hear Ace talk, you'd think he was on Warner Brothers recording at The Record Plant.

That's a great take on Ace there, Kwame. Dr. Phil ain't got shit on you!

[Diamondjimi]

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Is that seat taken, Jimi? No? Cool. Then I'll join you. You brought the popcorn I'll bring the beer.

[ashstralia]

fucking magnificent!!!!!!^^^^^

[Diamondjimi]

Some masterful post padding happening in this thread!

[ace diamond]

At last, you know how we feel.

dude, it was fucking disco...........gross........i really fucking hate that shit.

[Diamondjimi]

[ace diamond]

dude, i've never watched that trashy-assed program, and i'm not about to start.
it would very much surprise you how many people who have heard me sing various cover tunes
over the years have insisted or begged me to audition for that shitty ass program, and i turned them all down on principle.
AI is fucking stupid. i want nothing to do with it. i think it's the biggest load of fucking bullshit.
i won't sell out or compromise my principles like that.
besides, i refuse to sing disco, dance, or any of that other assorted monkey shit.
if it isn't something i like, i refuse to have any part of it.
it's all or nothing with me.
besides that, i'm too old for that show.
their cut-off age is 28. i'll be 34 this year.
i'm a hard-partying, head-banging, foul-mouthed, filthy fucking metalhead. i'm not exactly their target demographic.
i'm a sick motherfucker and proud of it.
american idol can kiss my ass, then go fuck off and die.
i will never lower myself to their level.
they are beneath me as far as i give a flying fuck, which i do not.
they are not good enough for me to even be bothered with.
as such, i won't waste any of my time being bother with their lame-ass
program.
it's garbage as far as i'm concerned.

[Diamondjimi]

Yeah, I wouldn't go on that show either....

[FORD]

Vinnie Vincent played on disco records? Shit and all these years, I thought his greatest embarrassment was being responsible for the shitty cheese "metal" band Slaughter.

[ashstralia]

dude, i've never watched that trashy-assed program, and i'm not about to start.
it would very much surprise you how many people who have heard me sing various cover tunes
over the years have insisted or begged me to audition for that shitty ass program, and i turned them all down on principle.

but you're depriving the world of your talent! go on, give it a crack.