The definition of a wannabe Top Level Dave fan.

[thefive]

A person who bought the OU812 Album.
Confess you fat bastads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you bought this album you will NEVER BE a top level Dave fan.

[diamondsgirl]

Top Level Dave fans don't even want to know what the fuck is on those Hagar albums

Nice Rollins quote there, Five. :D

[Dan]

Number Five is alive.

[ODShowtime]

I got it from Columbia House when I was 13 because I needed one more CD for the 12 for penny bullshit, but I never listened to the whole thing because it sucked ass so much. Is that ok? I mean I only spent 1/12 of a penny on it.

[Nickdfresh]

I bought it 'cause I enjoyed torturing small animals with Sammy's screeching. I was a sick little fuck, but the therapy has made me all better now.

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[VHII]

dont have any van hagar or hagar albums!

[Bill Lumbergh]

I guess buying 5150 out of curiosity was acceptable(though I NEVER TOUCHED THTA MOTHERFUCKER!)......getting ou812 should be punishable by death!

[thefive]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Top Level Dave fans don't even want to know what the fuck is on those Hagar albums

Nice Rollins quote there, Five. :D

Your right. Yeah Henry Rollins has it dead on.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Dan
Number Five is alive.

You bet your ass I am. I might start to come around more.
Mess things up a little. Rile a few people.

[Last_Child]

uhmm......I have the Live R H Rig Now DVD....it was Van Hagar or Sex Pistols....my mate said I should buy the LRHRN..because it was more songs on it......more for the money....FUCK NO!!!!!!

"Burn Your Money"

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:7i62mpzd9f1o~T1

[thefive]

Confess you bastards. Did you buy OU812????????

[Big Troubles]

No OU812 for me. I know a few "posers" who bought it. In fact I think a certain mod from here used to use that name at the links me thinks? I bought 5150 for that cool ass Good Enough, 5150 and Summer Nights. Every other Hagar song suckles from my sweaty nut sack.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
No OU812 for me. I know a few "posers" who bought it. In fact I think a certain mod from here used to use that name at the links me thinks? I bought 5150 for that cool ass Good Enough, 5150 and Summer Nights. Every other Hagar song suckles from my sweaty nut sack.

Hmm I wonder what mod your talking about BT.

I know of one mod that bought OU812. Whether he will confess I doubt it.

[Atomic_Rob]

Anyone with some music tech knowledge might be able to put me right but aparently there is a frequency called "brown noise" and this Brown noise makes you shit youself.

You can tell who brought OU812 because they smell of shit.

[smaz]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Top Level Dave fans don't even want to know what the fuck is on those Hagar albums

That's me :D I honestly couldn't tell you. I've never listened to any of 'em, let alone bought any. Why the fuck would I do that???

However, I think Poundcake might be on F.U.C.K, as I cought a glimpse of it as we launched it from my friends bedroom window, before trashing the shit out of it.