Best Christmas Song?

[blueturk]

The "Iron Man" parody called "I Am Santa Claus" (I think). Hilarious!

[DLR7884]

Honorable mention:

Those dogs that bark Jingle Bells!

DLR7884
Classic!

[lucky wilbury]

Merry Fucking Christmas

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say,

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate."

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout,

"Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!"

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say,

"Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you."

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
"Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!"

Thank you Mr. hat

[Matt White]

KEEF!!!

[Dan]

I'm Dreaming of A White Christmas.

[fe_lung]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lucky wilbury
[B]Merry Fucking Christmas

Yeah, that one's fucking sweet! As was Christmastime In Hell, from the same episode.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I was going to vote for Happy Xmas (War is Over)but then remembered that Yoko sang on the chorus (that's the part that isn't the verse for the challenged )



So I want with Father Christmas by the Kinks.

[teamaa104]

my vote goes to Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas by Paul McCartney, best one ever and im not even christian!

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by DLR7884
"Little Drummer Boy."

Bing Crosby and David Bowie.

DLR7884
How the fuck did you not list it???

Maybe because it sucks?

[PHOENIX]

U2's song is pretty good.

Good thread FORD.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by teamaa104
my vote goes to Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas by Paul McCartney, best one ever

yeah, thats a good one there!

[WACF]

I Believe In Father Christmas - ELP is my favorite.

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas by Paul McCartney is a pretty good choice.

That one by The Kingsmen...with Snoopy and the Red Baron...loved it as a kid.

Simply can not stand Happy Xmas (War is Over) - John & Yoko...horrible horrible horrible...

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by fe_lung
Maybe because it sucks?

Why because it was David Bowie singing with Crosby instead of your beloved Bono?

DLR7884
You'd blow Bono if you had the chance I bet.

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why because it was David Bowie singing with Crosby instead of your beloved Bono?

DLR7884
You'd blow Bono if you had the chance I bet.

No, it's because a)that song is the worse christmas song of all time and b)Bowie and Crosby is just too fucked up a pairing.

I happen to love Bowie (and Bono also, so blow me...) but that song just sucks.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by fe_lung
No, it's because a)that song is the worse christmas song of all time and b)Bowie and Crosby is just too fucked up a pairing.

I happen to love Bowie (and Bono also, so blow me...) but that song just sucks.

Is it the worse or worst?

DLR7884