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  • guitarboy5150
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    • Dec 2004
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    Ashlee Simpson's Excuse for Boo's

    Ashlee: All Apologies

    Fri Jan 14, 9:05 PM ET

    By Charlie Amter

    Is it possible 78,000 football fans at Miami's Pro Player stadium simply didn't care for Ashlee Simpson's vocal stylings when she was rounded booed during the Orange Bowl halftime show?


    Not according to the singer.


    Simpson again tried to spin--if not hoedown--her way out of a national embarrassment this week by telling MTV the many reasons why she believes she was the subject of a hugely negative reaction among the football faithful watching USC and Okalahoma during the Jan. 3 BCS Championship Game.


    The raven-haired popster, who blamed last year's Saturday Night Live lip-synching debacle on (a) her drummer and (b) a bad case of acid reflux, came up with a whole bunch of explanations for the booing this time out, and none had to do with her shrieking, voice-cracking performance.


    "There were no ear monitors when we went on stage," Jessica's little sis told MTV.com.


    "And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard," the 21-year old added.


    In the end, though, she did manage to soldier through a live rendition of "La La," a tune off her debut disc Autobiography. But if a bad sound system is at fault for her closing boos, what explains the jeers at the start of her performance?


    "I was facing the Oklahoma Sooners [which had a bigger crowd on hand], and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn't like me," she postulated.


    The singer even offered up a strange sort of apology. "Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the halftime show because the whole thing sucked. If they didn't like the performance, and that's what it was about, then sorry to them."


    But apologies are simply not enough for some music fans, who recently started circulating an online petition demanding that Simpson quit her music career posthaste.


    "We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again," the Stop Ashlee Simpson petition reads. "She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic." So far, more than 14,000 people have endorsed the sentiment.


    Last year, an organization called H.O.P.E offered a Ashlee Simpson CD swap, in which former Simpson fans in New York could exchange their Simpson discs for a CD of what the group calls "one of higher entertainment quality."


    Simpson can only hope crowds for her upcoming tour will be more sympathetic--the jaunt kicks off Feb. 18 at Los Angeles' Universal Amphitheater.
  • Jesterstar
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2945

    #2
    Where is that Petition I want to sign it.
    Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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    • guitarboy5150
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      • Dec 2004
      • 279

      #3

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      • BrownSound1
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Mar 2003
        • 3025

        #4
        I guess she's never heard of sticking a finger in her ear to hear herself sing. I don't buy the "no monitors" thing either, because the rest of the band wouldn't be able to keep time and play together without hearing the other.

        The fact of the matter is this little girl is one of the worst singers I've ever heard.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49563

          #5
          I signed! She should really think about a new career like stripper or professional whore.

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          • Knucklebones
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            • Nov 2004
            • 241

            #6
            No I won't sign it. Simpson fucking up and getting booed is way too entertaining to me.

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951

              #7
              I want to be a talentless buttflake when I grow up.
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • DLR7884
                ROCKSTAR

                • Jan 2004
                • 5895

                #8
                SHUT UP ALREADY YOU UGLY CUNT!

                DLR7884
                She's rotted, her sister doesn't even look like she's related to her.
                Originally Posted by WARF:
                DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951

                  #9
                  Well, she looks dirtier in the sack than her sister does, so I'll give her that much.

                  Otherwise, she's a talentless twat...
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • Soul Reaper
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 8343

                    #10
                    I've signed! Some people will try any excuse to get out of trouble. Popstars are basically talentless.
                    ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                    "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                    • aesop
                      Commando
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1402

                      #11
                      Some emails sent to Jim Rome's sports radio talk show...

                      "Jim,

                      They weren’t booing me. They were booing my stupid band that pushed the wrong button errr… played the wrong song.

                      Regards,

                      Jessica’s Sister"


                      "Dear Jim,

                      They weren't booing me, my daddy said so. He also
                      said that my sister has a nice rack.

                      Sincerely,

                      Ashlee Simpson"


                      "Dear Jim

                      $10,000 means a lot to me! It might be more than I will make the rest of my sad career!

                      Signed

                      Ashley Simpson"


                      and lastly...

                      "Dear Jim,

                      Please inform Ashlee that we weren't booing her performance, we were booing her looks.

                      Sincerely,

                      Orange Bowl Fans"

                      Yo Yo Yo

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                      • DLR7884
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5895

                        #12


                        LOL.

                        DLR7884
                        The last one was the best!
                        Originally Posted by WARF:
                        DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                        • aesop
                          Commando
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 1402

                          #13
                          They're all great. Screw that talentless skank. The best part isn't that she sucks major ASS, it's that she has the lamest excuses ever devised! Remeber the SNL fiasco?? She blamed her drummer LMAO!!!

                          I agree with the previous post...she needs to stick around a while...she's too fun to make fun of to go away
                          Yo Yo Yo

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                          • DLR7884
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 5895

                            #14
                            She'll be in Playboy soon enough.

                            DLR7884
                            Just like Brittany.
                            Originally Posted by WARF:
                            DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                            • guitarboy5150
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 279

                              #15
                              is britney gonna be in playboy???

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