Whose pussy ballads are most unlistenable?

[sambo]

Def Leppard - Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad? (I actually think all Def Leppards ballads fall into this category)
Whitesnake - Is this Love?
Scorpions - Winds of Change

that'll do, I'm nauseous from even typing those three.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by academic punk
oh, what was the duet with Lita and Ozzy? That FUCKING sucked.
(One of the best Beavis and Butthead's critiqued it)

"if I Close My Eyes Forever"! That song fucking SUCKS! I dumped a girl once because she kept playing that piece of shit all the time.Lita Ford was pretty hot,though.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What the fuck was Ozzy thinking to record a song i used to like with his talentless daughter.

The Scorpions did quite a few good songs-but I can now say that I hate 'Wind of Fuckin Change'

"Take me to the magic of the moment on a glory night
Where the children of tommorrow..."
Give me a fucking break.

And don't even get me started on 'Sweet Chold O' Mine'

[Mr Badguy]

It always seems to be the ones that get played on the radio, go high in the charts, your favourite band gets remembered for, your mum says she likes etc. that piss you off the most.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
It always seems to be the ones that get played on the radio, go high in the charts, your favourite band gets remembered for, your mum says she likes etc. that piss you off the most.

That is true-I think, for me, it's because I know that the band have done better songs than that. Having said that, if the songs I prefer were released as singles and were played all the time on the radio-I'd probably favour the ones that I hate now. It's a viscious circle.

[secrets]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby

And don't even get me started on 'Sweet Chold O' Mine'

So what's so bad about it? I'm curious.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by secrets
So what's so bad about it? I'm curious.

IT's not that it's a bad song-I'm just sick of it. It is on EVERYDAY. I'm thinking "Play Mr Brownstone or I Used To Love Her instead"

Plus-it's not a rock song. Listen to it-it's a pop song-it came from a rock band, but it's a pop song. I despise the way that certain people I know think they know rock 'n' roll because they like 'Sweet Child O' Mine'. These are people who like 'Kitch N*SYNC' or shite like that.

[BrownSound1]

I never really considered anything Led Zeppelin did a power ballad, but more of a folk song that was kicked up a notch. "Since I've Been Loving You" is a minor key blues song, and that's it. It shouldn't even be brought up in this thread. :D

To be honest, I think you have to blame bands like Journey for the power ballad stuff.

[Big Troubles]

Scorpions had one with that whispering song. It was shit. Although 'Still Lovin' You' is good.

Mr Big had a very, very gay one after Billy left Dave.

Extreme had many gay songs too.

[Panamark]

Van Hagar, Chicago, REO Speedwagon...

Any of that crap makes me sick.

[Panamark]

Oh and not to forget Michael Bolton and Phil Collins...


Now Im really going to chuck up....................

[Jano]

Van Hagar
Cheap trick(the flame sucked bad)
Bad english

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
I never really considered anything Led Zeppelin did a power ballad, but more of a folk song that was kicked up a notch. "Since I've Been Loving You" is a minor key blues song, and that's it. It shouldn't even be brought up in this thread. :D

I'd only mention that as a ballad for it's lyrics. They/the theme have/has been copied a thousand time afterwards.

[fe_lung]

Heaven - Warrant
To Be With You - Mr. Big
When It's Love - some crappy band
More Than Words - Extreme
Silent Monotony - Queensryche
Angel - Aerosmith
When The Children Cry - White Lion (though there was an even worse one on their second record)
All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You - Heart
Patience, Sweet Child, Novemeber Rain - GNR
Any Motley Crue ballad
Give It To Me Good - Trixter (I think)
Something To Believe In - Poison


Damn, it's like fucking Pringles .... once you start you can't stop!

[fe_lung]

I have to quote the South Park movie on this one....

"It's not like this is the first disturbing thing to come out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams"


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