Worst Hagar Lyric...?

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Originally posted by mewisemagic
up for breakfast spews with stupidity!

Yeah, its funny listening to Hagar attempting double entendres. He just plain sucks at it. Roth was the master of the wink-wink nudge-nudge lyrics.

[FORD]

You say that love has got you down, well that's buuuuuuulllllllllshit.....

No Sammy, what I said was that the love songs on a "Van Halen" album are what's "got me down".

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time

The only other lyricist to ever use "time" twice in one line of a song was this guy....



What does that tell you?

[Nickdfresh]

Song: "Feels So Good"
Album: "Ou812"

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Written by:
Edward Van Halen, Sammy Hagar,
Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
?1988 Yessup Music Company ASCAP.
All Rights Reserved.
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Yesterday I saw my love light shine
Straight ahead in front of me
You really never know
When love will come or go
But yesterday I was alone
Suddenly I walked you home
I never really knew
What love could make me do
I'll send a message in a bottle
Trust in the mercy of the sea
Stormy wheather, oh yeah
Waitin' for love to set me free
Everyday I watch the tide roll in
Stay until it rolls away
Though nothing's on the shore
I'm running back for more
I'll send a message in a bottle
Trust in the mercy of the sea
Stormy wheather, oh yeah
Watin' for love to rescue me
Feels so good, feels so nice
When loves come around
I feel good, so good, so good, so good
It fells so nice, so nice
(Solo)
Fells so good
Fells so good
Fells so nice
When love comes around
I feel good, so good
Gonna make her fell nice
When love comes around
I feel good
So good, so good, so good
Come on, baby
Make me feel good

[BrownSound1]

I think any Hagar lyric that has the word "jive" in it....oh wait, that's just about all of them, so I hate 'em all.

Hell, even EVH was dogging Sam on his lyrical content so you know they suck donkey balls.

[blueturk]

It just doesn't get any fucking worse than this.

Well this one way love-affair, it ain't fair
It ain't no kind of fair to me
It's all give and take, and you just take
And I can't take it, you see
And I'm givin' up on love this time
Me and my friends, we'll do just fine
because
{Chorus}
I've done everything for you
You've done nothin' for me
I've done everything for you
But baby, you've done nuthin' for me
She's done nuthin' for me

Well you need some pay, a whole lotta money
And be a millionaire
Yeah but when that didn't happen overnight
I found out how much you really care
(yeah)
All you want, is a whole lotta money
All the rest, is just "jivin" honey
I've done everything for you
Aw, you've done nothin' for me
I've done everything for you
Everything, But nuthin' for me
(You) you've done nuthin' for me
Wait a minute........
When I first met you, you didn't know how to hook a man
Ya done nuthin'
There was so many things, about makin' love you didn't understand
Ya done nuthin'
Ya but now you know, about everything
And I'll take you on a pair of wings
I've done everything for you
Aw baby, you've done nuthin' for me
I've done everything for you
I've done everything for you, you've done nothing for me
Now
I'm going out on the town tonight, and get as wild as I can be
I'm gonna find out what it's really like, to be loose, high and free
Yeah I don't care what people say,
I'll change my mind, its gonna change this day
I've done everything for you,
Just one thing, something, anything
I've done everything for you
Nothin', you, you've done nuthin' for me,
You've done nuthin' for me
HEY! You've done nuthin', (OW) you've done nuthin'
You've done nuthin' for me
NOTHIN', ZERO!................

[Panamark]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
I think any Hagar lyric that has the word "jive" in it....oh wait, that's just about all of them, so I hate 'em all.

Hell, even EVH was dogging Sam on his lyrical content so you know they suck donkey balls.

I honestly believe Deadward could have written beter lyrics.

JIVE !! What, was Sammy "Huggy da farken Bear" or some shit ??

[Matt White]

The "Hello bay!" from "Good Enough" on 5150. It heralded the end of VAN HALEN and the beginning of the travesty of van hagar.

[DrMaddVibe]

All of them!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Matt White
The "Hello baby!" from "Good Enough" on 5150. It heralded the end of VAN HALEN and the beginning of the travesty of van hagar.

Sure did!

[CROWBAR]

All of them, although the upchuck for breakfast probably takes the prize, for outdoing the ever smothered in cheeze wctbl!

I'll be GLAD ALL OVER when I can finally say.....

[Vinnie Velvet]

How about this classic from OU812:

"How boutcha now, oh yeah. Dig it! Is everybody ready?? Let's go!"

[Gmoney]

One...two....three lock box....

[sethfle]

How about this jewel known as Summer Nights:

Ain't no way I'm stayin' home tonight
I'll be out until the mornin' light
Just hangin' 'round the local parking lot
Checkin' out the girls see what they got
Yea they love it when me and the boys
Start playin' love with them human toys
Yea we just wind 'em up and let 'em go, oh yea

Chorus:
Summer nights and my radio
That's all we need baby don't cha know
We celebrate when the the gang's all here
Hot summer nights that's my time of the year

We made it through the cold
This freezin' snow is gettin' really old
Next year I'll head out for the coast
Say boys I think that might just call for a toast, yea
I got a line, you got a pole
I'll meet you down at the ole fishing hole
Yea them girls are biting good tonight
Oh yea, uh oh, oh yea

Chorus

I always wondered if this was one of the tunes they were working on with Dave before the split, because the MUSIC sounds like it could have been written in the Dave era, and actually isn't that bad. The lyrics, nasty guitar sound and production completely fucked up any coolness it had. Dave NEVER would have written or accepted such drivel.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Originally posted by sethfle
Yea they love it when me and the boys
Start playin' love with them human toys

ROLFLMFAO! Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!!!! And he kept a straight face while he sang this?

[Golden AWe]

"When I arrive, at the pearly gates
Gonna have, my swim suit on
Flip flops, and a pair of shades
And ask the choir if I can sing along, yeah
Wooh, yeah, yeah

I'll bow down and kiss the ring
I'll show respect, the best I can
I'll be myself, gotta show the man
Just exactly who I am, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm in the sun, I might be the one
Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
Up next
Who's next?

Well when I arrive at the pearly gates
Gonna sing at the top of my lungs
Everything I ever did
It will be heard, it will be sung
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

I'm in the sun, I might be the one
Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
Up next

When I arrive at the pearly gates
Gonna have my best foot on
A big 'ol smile on my face
I'll check no bags I got no carry-ons
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

I'm in the sun, I might be the one
Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
I'm in the sun, I might be the one
Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
Up next, wooh
Who's next?
C'mon, up next
Step right up
Who's next?"

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