why are most gay singers Englishmen?

[rustoffa]

Grate! The threads' back!

why are most gay singers Englishmen?

Now that I've re-cuntsidered' the thread title again, is this about "most gay", as in "that sumbitch is gayer than the gay?"

Sample statement:

Sure, Liberace was gay, but look at the English singers' legacy of pomp and gender-bending....."most gay" seems applicable.
:confused:

[FORD]

Originally posted by Macu
Rob Halford?Isnt he from Arizona?

Only in recent years.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't think Jim Morrison was gay. Confusion may arise because he PRETENDED to be gay in front of his draft board to get out of being drafted for Vietnam.

No, that was Hendrix. And actually, he was already in the military (82nd Airborne, I believe) but he wanted out to be able to play music. And Jimi wasn't gay either, but they bought the excuse. Maybe he told the recruiters "'scuze me while I kiss this guy...."

Morrison didn't need such theatrics to stay out of Vietnam. His dad was an admiral in the Navy and probably pulled some strings to keep him out of the draft.

[Cato]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Isnt the singer of the Pet Shop Boys gay?

yes. and that's because his ancestors came from England.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Has the rise of Justin Hawkins rekindled this thread, Cato?

Shaun won`t be pleased to see this one dug up.

He got real hot about it last time.

Eh?

Yea, I started to sweat just seeing it back

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I thought keyboard players never got laid?

:confused:

Thats not true. What about the time Jon Lord was found with that pig.

He said he tripped...but, he fooled no-one.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

HA!

Was I ever that young?


Feel a bit embarrased reading this back...

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
HA!

Was I ever that young?


Feel a bit embarrased reading this back...

I`m going to re-sticky it just so everyone can relive your youth.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Gee, thanks...

In my defence, this did hit the fan within my first week of posting, and this is my first interweb message board and, well, I was (am?) an annoying little cunt.

Just didn't understand the humour on the site at the time...

[Mr Badguy]

Nah, it`s one of those classic threads that doesn`t die, it just goes away for a while.

What with George Michael being back in the spotlight for both right and wrong then it`s a good time to bring it back.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I do admit, it is fucking funny reading it back...

[FORD]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I'm goona throw this out there. Little Richard.

It was that Tooti Frootie song...then Jerry Lee's like, "Fuck this, Great Balls Of Fire is getting taken out of context."

The hell with "Tooty Fruity". You ever really listen to the words to "Long Tall Sally"??

Long Tall Sally (Enotris Johnson, Richard Penniman, Robert Blackwell)

Gonna tell aunt Mary, 'bout uncle John,
He claim he has the misery but he's havin' a lot of fun,
Oh baby, yes baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight.

Well, long tall Sally, she's built for speed,
She's got everything that uncle John need,
Oh baby, yes baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight.

Well, I saw uncle John with bald headed Sally,
He saw aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley,
Oh baby, yes baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight.

We're gonna have some fun tonight,
We're gonna have some fun tonight,
Woo, have some fun tonight,
Everything's all right,
Have some fun, have me some fun tonight!

OK......

So we know that Sally has "everything that Uncle John needs". Which apparently includes something that Aunt Mary does NOT have.

We also know that Sally is bald. Presumably she wears a wig?

Now there's three reasons for a woman to be bald....

1) She has cancer.

2) She's a militant lesbian.

3) She's a Hare Krishna.

If Sally were going through chemotherapy, she probably wouldn't be "having some fun tonight". And if she were a dyke, she wouldn't be having any with Uncle John. And nobody fucking heard of Hare Krishnas in the 1950's, so that eliminates that idea.

So I submit that Long Tall Sally was no woman at all, but was a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania.

And the 50's censors never had a clue..............

[Cato]

*thread history*

start 01-04-2004 by Cato

1st bump 11-15-2004 by Shaun Ponsonby

2nd bump 09-27-2005 by rustoffa

3rd bump 02-16-2006 by Cato

4th bump 06-11-2007 by Shaun Ponsonby

Hummm.....

from the above I guess rustoffa will bump this again in the summer of 2008!

[rustoffa]

"Straight Shooter?" "Runnin' With The Fudgepack?" "Gaydioactive?"

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by FORD
The hell with "Tooty Fruity". You ever really listen to the words to "Long Tall Sally"??



OK......

So we know that Sally has "everything that Uncle John needs". Which apparently includes something that Aunt Mary does NOT have.

We also know that Sally is bald. Presumably she wears a wig?

Now there's three reasons for a woman to be bald....

1) She has cancer.

2) She's a militant lesbian.

3) She's a Hare Krishna.

If Sally were going through chemotherapy, she probably wouldn't be "having some fun tonight". And if she were a dyke, she wouldn't be having any with Uncle John. And nobody fucking heard of Hare Krishnas in the 1950's, so that eliminates that idea.

So I submit that Long Tall Sally was no woman at all, but was a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania.

And the 50's censors never had a clue..............

Little Richard could be gay?

Where did you get that idea?