what's the Gayest Van Hagar tunes?

[One Voice]

Originally posted by Hecubus
'Dreams' gives me hives.
It's really unnerving to see how many people at the links have that as their favorite song.

UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!




That & "When it's Cheese".

What a bunch of candy ass cunts at the links.
Edward VH could come to their house, fuck their mothers in the ass and make em watch, and these pussies would say
" Gee, aint Edward a cool guy."

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
I used to say Van Hagar was basically Loverboy with a better guitarist,

That's simply just about the best description I ever heard of for Van Hagar.


Cheese Comes Walking In and
When It's Cheese

get my vote.

[Gmoney]

Finish What You Started is very gay!!

[DLR7884]

A Apolitical Blues is a horrible song. Sammy sings the blues as well as Ed Van Halen doesn't smoke.

DLR7884
That song is total filler.

[MAX]

Well, anything The Red Chunker sings pretty much fucking sucks but How about these gems for Best of Cheese: Dreams, Love Walks In, When It's Cheese, Feels So Good, Top Of The World sucks shit as well and that Can't Stop Loving You is fucking horrible. *puke*

[TMR]

I think that's the reason why Dave left the band....because the VAN HAGAR band are gay!

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://www.vhforums.com/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB10&Number=460553&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

[Dr. Love]

Feels So Good.

Feels SO FUCKING GAY

anyway, I like Van Hagar, but I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG

[Full Bug]

Finish What Ya Started, I fuckin hate that crap, and the video is even worse then the song, makes me want to jump into the TV and punch Hagar in the face.....

[choppizz]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rustoffa
[B]....
So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of.......

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........


Amen Rustoffa!!! Preach it! Dreams is by far the benchmark of gaydom in the Van Hagar song vault. Then they had the nerve to try and lessen it's gayness by putting Blue Angels footage with the song for the video!!!!!!! Blasphemy! There was another band that made their career out of watered down ballads - Journey. Van Hagar joins the ranks of Journey. Hardefuckinhar!

[Golden AWe]

Spanked...


I understood that the lyrics are about prostitutes or something...

Sammy Gaygar on the air..."call her up, on the spankline"...GAYGAYGAY...

And yes, "Can't stop loving you"

[flappo]

i agree


most of balance , ou812 and that other one are embarrasingly crass

love is mentioned every other line

makes me wanna puke

fuck was the ONLY good van hagar album - and half of that was shit


BWAHAHAHAHA!

[DLR7884]

And the only reason FUCK was somewhat listenable, was because it sounded kinda like Dave era VH because of Ted Templeman.

DLR7884
Is Templeman still alive? I think I read that he died about 2 years ago.

[S.P.G]

Right Now
Right now this song is so gay and forever will be!

[vamp1227]

Finish What Ya Started