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"I'm so old, I fucked the Crypt Keeper when he was a baby."
BREAKING
SAO PAULO (AP) — Veteran singer and poet Patti Smith has reassured fans that she is “fine” after collapsing during a presentation in Brazil and later returning to apologize to the audience for ending her show early.
Video published on social media showed the 78-year-old lying on the stage of the venue in Sao Paulo on Wednesday night.
“I’m fine. You can hear I’m fine,” she told The Associated Press on Thursday morning when reached by phone. “The whole thing has been grossly exaggerated.”
Problem is she's not fine. She's fucking old. So what we have here is another out-of-her-era rock star refusing to quit and fuck off quietly into a nursing home where they belong. Fuck, at least her limey wannabe counterpart Amy Winehouse knew when to give this shit up. Now I never give a single F A T fuck if a rock star dies. All of them are assholes including Grandma Smith here but for the loving memory of your fans don't do it on stage. No one wants to see a near 80 year old women shit herself on stage the next time she collapses on it. Except slave FORD who will not only delete my post and deny it but cannot wait for the day he sees his arthritic kings of nostalgia and fan rip off con artist Keith and his butt buddy shit themselves on stage. Because that's what people like him who are in political cults do.
It happens, people
"I'm so old, I fucked the Crypt Keeper when he was a baby."
BREAKING
SAO PAULO (AP) — Veteran singer and poet Patti Smith has reassured fans that she is “fine” after collapsing during a presentation in Brazil and later returning to apologize to the audience for ending her show early.
Video published on social media showed the 78-year-old lying on the stage of the venue in Sao Paulo on Wednesday night.
“I’m fine. You can hear I’m fine,” she told The Associated Press on Thursday morning when reached by phone. “The whole thing has been grossly exaggerated.”
Problem is she's not fine. She's fucking old. So what we have here is another out-of-her-era rock star refusing to quit and fuck off quietly into a nursing home where they belong. Fuck, at least her limey wannabe counterpart Amy Winehouse knew when to give this shit up. Now I never give a single F A T fuck if a rock star dies. All of them are assholes including Grandma Smith here but for the loving memory of your fans don't do it on stage. No one wants to see a near 80 year old women shit herself on stage the next time she collapses on it. Except slave FORD who will not only delete my post and deny it but cannot wait for the day he sees his arthritic kings of nostalgia and fan rip off con artist Keith and his butt buddy shit themselves on stage. Because that's what people like him who are in political cults do.
It happens, people
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