First off, I have a pretty diverse taste in music. Bluegrass, Punk, Metal, Country, Disco, Black Metal, Hard Rock, Easy listening...you name it.
The Dave Mathews band is another story. I don't even know their story...it sounds like Dexy's Midnight Runners...but not even happy. You remember that song "Come On Eileen?" That was not the Dave Mathews Band. No, The Dave Mathews Band performs music for worms. I'm not kidding....the only fucking life form I can think of that would like The Dave Mathews Band is worms.
They're segmented and shit....plus they probably don't have a stereo.
Fuck that atmospheric, violin-laden, dope and granola fodder. Is it cuntsidered Jam Band stuff? If it is, I'd suggest someone award every single member of the Dave Mathews Band the ultimate Jam Band nod.
You know what that is? It's a fucking filthy Birkenstock sandal Jammed' down the throat of the recipient.
Dave Mathews Band:
You produce nothing but soul-sucking drivel. Quit now. Take the royalties for every single song you've recorded and go quietly into that silent night. May ten million worms feast on your decaying skulls.
The Dave Mathews band is another story. I don't even know their story...it sounds like Dexy's Midnight Runners...but not even happy. You remember that song "Come On Eileen?" That was not the Dave Mathews Band. No, The Dave Mathews Band performs music for worms. I'm not kidding....the only fucking life form I can think of that would like The Dave Mathews Band is worms.
They're segmented and shit....plus they probably don't have a stereo.
Fuck that atmospheric, violin-laden, dope and granola fodder. Is it cuntsidered Jam Band stuff? If it is, I'd suggest someone award every single member of the Dave Mathews Band the ultimate Jam Band nod.
You know what that is? It's a fucking filthy Birkenstock sandal Jammed' down the throat of the recipient.
Dave Mathews Band:
You produce nothing but soul-sucking drivel. Quit now. Take the royalties for every single song you've recorded and go quietly into that silent night. May ten million worms feast on your decaying skulls.
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